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Sat, 13-Aug-11 5:21 AM (12 years ago)
suddenly single, not looking, and more convinced than ever that most people are crazy assholes.
Tue, 12-Jul-11 2:24 AM (12 years ago)
some introspection and experimenting has led me to realize... I'm a size queen. I'm sorry, small-penis dudes.
Fri, 20-May-11 7:57 PM (13 years ago)
got "Love Shack" stuck in my head for some bizarre reason.
that track is like chalk on a blackboard to me but yeah i sing it all the freaking time
(13 years ago)
Thu, 19-May-11 11:07 AM (13 years ago)
spring again, almost summer. you know what that means... NAKED TIME
Wed, 6-Oct-10 8:14 AM (13 years ago)
down south, they used to call me The Ballwatcher.
I keep feeling ripped off when the wife says no and I get it at least 3 times a week at a minimum
(13 years ago)
Fri, 13-Aug-10 11:13 AM (13 years ago)
is anxious to put my cyborg vagina to good use.
Thu, 15-Jul-10 5:00 PM (13 years ago)
is behind on PMs again... letting the nekkid team down
If most people here received as many as I'll guess you receive, I expect they'd be behind too!
(13 years ago)
Sun, 11-Jul-10 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
is wet and can't do anything about it: a lethal combo of hormones and politeness.
cumfuckme babe and oralmaster84 like this
why not, I've seen lots of pics of you doing something about it.
(13 years ago)
Fri, 18-Jun-10 7:00 AM (13 years ago)
let's do it doggy style so we can both watch X-files.
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Thu, 10-Jun-10 10:03 AM (13 years ago)
is planning an art installation using dildos and Canadian Tire money.
Please post pics I luv art and would like to see Canadian Tire money put to some use LOL!
(13 years ago)
Sun, 16-May-10 5:49 PM (14 years ago)
pervin' up the airport... staring at hot flight attendants.
Nawtikitty likes this
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Sun, 16-May-10 2:09 AM (14 years ago)
given up on answering 50+ PMs... real life got in the way... sorry bros
happyhumper69 and HellYeahh like this
Wed, 21-Apr-10 5:29 AM (14 years ago)
is fully clothed with both hands on the keyboard.
righthander likes this