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Sat, 9-Mar-13 8:20 AM
(11 years ago)
I've got a massive bulge in my pants, I wondered where that banana went
Sun, 3-Mar-13 5:03 AM
(11 years ago)
"Walk away, please go Before you throw your life away A life that I could share for just a day We should have met some years ago For your sake I say Walk away, just go." Got this song stuck in my head
Sat, 2-Mar-13 7:20 PM
(11 years ago)
Hi, hows everybody doing ?
Fri, 31-Aug-12 6:31 AM
(11 years ago)
I've suddenly got a craving for fresh home baked bread and jam
Sat, 14-Jan-12 7:56 AM
(12 years ago)
I'm a pussy magnet....well next doors cat wont leave me alone anyway
Sat, 7-Jan-12 8:33 AM
(12 years ago)
Somebody pull my finger please.
Sat, 7-Jan-12 8:08 AM
(12 years ago)
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. I believe .....I dont know the rest of the words to this song
Sat, 7-Jan-12 7:28 AM
(12 years ago)
I have got a big cock.......oh actually that was in a dream
Fri, 6-Jan-12 9:54 AM
(12 years ago)
I've got a divers watch but the only diving I do is muff diving, dont really need to know the time doing that.
Fri, 6-Jan-12 9:16 AM
(12 years ago)
I'd like to give you 12inches, but I've only got 6.......guess I'll have to do you twice.