One Drink Cues:

Every conversion

Every point scored

Every turn over (2xs if intercepted)

Every Flag

Every tackle for loss

Every sack (plus 1 drink for each negative yard)

Every time you are reminded that the Patriots are the Devil's team.

Every time you are reminded that Tom Brady (in service to Satan) left his pregnant girlfriend for a supermodel

Kill your drink for safeties, kick offs returned for TD, completed Hail Mary

enjoy

from RaveCave New Year's...



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FG1 and I in front of the cave bonfire, pre-party.



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Friends and I in the Jungle Room.


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More cavedwellers.


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Hottie grown-up Pebbles and her mate.


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Happy New Year!


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The stupid flash ruins the effect but it was pretty sweet that my entire DJ booth was actually built into the cave!


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Strut it!


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Another Cavehottie.



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Rave Cave at about 6am still going strong!


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Get tired? Fuck it! Dance on the floor!


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Cavehotties get their cuddle on in their corner of the dancefloor.


It was a beautiful two day party. I want more soon!

If someone more computer savvy than I (nearly everyone) could explain to me why the right side of my photos get cut off in my blog and how to fix it I'd be extremely grateful. Thanks.

So forever ago I was supposed to blog some pics and choice moments from Wasteland Weekend, a post-apocalypse themed camp-out/party in the desert I go to every year. Every year it gets better than the last and as a self-proclaimed post-apoc fetishist I'm in a state of bliss the whole time I'm there. Here are some shots from this year.


We arrive in the Wasteland and hastily set up our tent before the ominous clouds on the horizon would reach us. Then set straight to the business at hand...

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Marauding through the wastes with La Fin Du Monde, the true beer of the apocalypse! This is from left to right, friend, me, FG2.


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FG2 poses in front of a sign that seems all too fitting


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Another friend who totally rocked her outfit.


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These guys came running up to us and explained that they had stolen their friend's enormous chair and he was angrily texting them about it for weeks so now they were just responding by sending him picture messages of the chair he was so worried about in weird fucking places. My friend here leapt at the chance to pose with the chair.


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Things get awesome at night in the Wasteland.


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Young raiders in love! Awwwwwwww!


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Day two we dress in our post-apoc finery and take on the persona of Wasteland Aristocrats. We had fun coming up with an increasingly elaborate back-story the whole time that would get longer and longer anytime anyone asked us about our wear. It's a shame this isn't a better picture of FG2's outfit because it really did look awesome. Sections of the dress were ripped away and replaced with window screen outlined in feathers.


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These people were awesome and rode around harassing and threatening everyone the whole time. They ruled.



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This is our other friend decked out in his post-apoc aristocracy licking a dessicated sheep skeleton on a dare. See the fun you miss if you don't go to the Wasteland!?



Maybe soon I'll upload pics from Halloween. It was epic.

was good enough to echo through the annals of time:

" i want my daughter to see me as a worthless cunt sucking ur cum from mummy"

ah what company we keep.

really detract from the NN scene. I'm not faulting NN too much, I know it's tough to get people to fill the moderator positions and in general it's certainly better to have them around to silence the occasional idiot in chat who just starts spamming racist nonsense in all caps. But I've been here for something like five years now and have never been kicked from the room until today.

A friend was mentioning buying a new sex toy and in an effort to "help" (meaning make a ridiculous joke) I posted a link to a Cracked magazine list of disturbing sex toys. She said that was totally gross (which was totally correct) and so I apologized and said I meant to sent this: http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys which is a link to dragon/alien anthropomorphic dildos. Then I was booted from the room. I came back in simply thinking that my connection had failed and realized there was a question over why I was booted. I lol'd and said I just thought it was my connection. The mod told me I was warned and I said, "Ah, didn't see the warning" to which he replied, "bullshit."

Now who here is being destructive to the fun and flow of chat? I posted a fun joke in the room and was getting the discussion going on what sex toy the girl should buy. This fuckwad is coming out with all hostility where there was none before. I understand that there is a rule about outside links in chat but it's not as if I was advertising for anything or linking competing sex sites... unless NN is going to launch its own brand of dragondicks soon. This kind of shit just takes everyone's fun back a notch or two.

Of course, bitching about it in blog isn't entirely without its entertainment value.

"find something to stuff into your fuck hole SLUT. Then tell me about it later"

I like to read it in my head like the word "SLUT" is shouted like a tourette's outburst.

reminds us that not every fall out has to be special... even just a run of the mill fall out is still wonderfully entertaining.

"she is married and is a fucking cum guzling whore"

succinct.

"Call your pig wife by name and tell her to suck my asshole clean"

Honestly... you shouldn't have. But thank you very much