Little Ole Cum Drinker Me - Dean Martin

Can't Help Falling In Cum - Elvis Presley

Strawberry Cum Forever - The Beatles

The Cum Is High - Blondie

Cumming On The Ceiling - Lionel Richie

Cum Of A Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield

Cum On My Pillow - Kylie Minogue

Drinking Cum Spo-Dee-O-Dee - Jerry Lee Lewis

Drink Up Thy Cum - The Wurzels

Mouldy Old Cum - Lieutenant Pigeon


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Do you think there's room in Sexual Discussion for one more thread about drinking cum?


I don't want to be accused of overegging the pudding.

I've attached a small glitterball to Cyclops's anus. It works really well, especially when he scurries around the room.

I picked up a pair of disco hotpants for 50 pence at a car boot sale in aid of herniated piano salesmen - it's a cause worthy of support - and as I type this I've got the Nolan's I'm In The Mood For Dancing on repeat. I can be a groovy fucker when I want.

The hotpants are for me by the way, not Cyclops. Making a ferret with a luminous arsehole wear disco hotpants would be a bit silly.

We don't get snow very often in this area. It seems to be protected by the islands to the west, but when we do it usually means the rest of the country has it much worse.

I was going to block my twin brother. He's been posting compromising pictures of me and my pet ferret Cyclops all over the internet.

He's called Cyclops because he's got a fluorescent arsehole caused by an unfortunate nuclear cock up. It sounds tragic, but his arse gives off the same light as a 60w bulb, so it comes in handy when there's a blackout.

As for my twin, he's deleted his account, so I'll have to pursue the little shit through the courts. I know for a fact Cyclops won't be happy having his arse dragged around the court but at least he'll give the judge a glowing reference.

Where have all the 1.8 million members gone?
Long time passing

Where have all the 1.8 million members gone?
Long time ago

Where have all the 1.8 million members gone?
Wanked themselves xxxxxxxxxxx everyone

When will they ever learn?
To delete their account before they-ey go

The voices on sat navs are boring. It would be much better if the accent changed as you moved around the country and they gave little anecdotes.

Just imagine driving into Somerset and the voice pipes up.

Ello my luverrr. Welcum to Zummerzet. Whirr be gwain to?

If an you gwa a wanderin dahn that there lane to your roit yewl be a cummin to a crackin' lickle pub that zerves the best scrumpy in the 'ole ov Zummerzet.

Only be 'avin the wun tho, coz that there zyder will blow yurr bloomin' 'ead orf and you be droivin' 'member.

Word o warnin' tho me ol' pal me ol' bewteey. Watch out for 'em dumbledores on yurr travels. They be stingin' yurr arse given 'alf a chance.

Av a good un meeyole muckers.

Not much different to Summer but at least it's not raining.






Arran in the distance.



The beach and the ocean are my favourite place. Very tranquil -watching the tide roll away as the song goes.

As you probably know, a lot of the methane released in the atmosphere comes from cows backsides.

I think a tap should be fitted to every cows nether region so the methane can be siphoned off and used as an alternative fuel.

A microchip could be fitted to the cows ear to send a text alert to the farmer when the methane reaches a critical level.

A blowback valve could also be fitted to avoid any nasty accidents.

Neat, huh?

I'm off to the patent office before anybody blows me off.

Just popped in to say have a nice Christmas.

I've had a lot of laughs on here and hope I've given some in return. It's good to giggle. Thanks for the comments here and on my pics. Special mention to the nice people, the good people, the naughty people and most of all the mad people. This place saves Social Services a ruddy fortune.

I hope you appreciate I'm saying all this in my best Queen Elizabeth II voice. It is my Christmas message after all. I wanted to do it in a Prince Charles voice, but I haven't got the lugs for it.

I leave you with a song and the perfect chat up line for senior citizens.

I see your glass is empty. Can I put my teeth in it?

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