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Wednesday, September 9, 2009, 8:35:38 AM-

My English teacher had a lazy eye.

She looked at me one day and said - give me two pronouns.

I said....

Who?

Me?

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Most Recent Comment:	"LMAO!" - mdguy

Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 9:00:29 AM- Congratulations!

You have been selected to go through to phase two of the Readers Digest Prize Draw. Your lucky number is 69. Please hold onto this number tightly, otherwise you will be unable to clean up.

This blog is worth .00001c or a damn good spanking. The spanking will be administered in braille for the hard of hearing.

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Most Recent Comment:	"For 69, I hold on for dear life. :p" - mdguy

Thursday, August 20, 2009, 8:35:27 AM-

I need some honest advice on hooking up.

I'm using an O'shaughnessy size 10 in shallow water, with my tiddler for bait. I keep my rod stiff for about two hours, chumming it back and forth, lubricating the shaft with vaseline to prevent a build up of algae. I've also tried anal fin rotation.

So far, not a nibble.

What am I doing wrong?

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Most Recent Comment:	"Sounds about right to me. :p" - mdguy

Monday, August 17, 2009, 8:26:29 AM-

I got a great blow job in Tesco's toilet the other day.

Only took ten seconds.

The new hand dryer's brilliant.

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS ya mucky pups!

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Most Recent Comment:	"LOL!!" - mdguy

Friday, August 14, 2009, 9:23:44 AM-

I'm re-reading Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice for the first time in many years.

The plot's just about holding my interest, but there isn't as many car chases in it as I remember first time round.

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Most Recent Comment:	"I love those stories ;)" - casmir

Wednesday, August 5, 2009, 9:14:07 AM-

You ain't seen me. Right?

If anybody asks - it was me twin brother who was here.

Got that?

Me brother's a damn nuisance.

He keeps posting compromising pics of himself and telling everybody it's me.

He gets away with it coz we're identical twins.

We're identical in every way, except he's got a mole on his chin.

But, as you probably know, moles only come out at night - they're very shy creatures - and he takes the pics during the day.

Bastard.

So, remember.

You ain't seen me.

Right?

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Most Recent Comment:	"Who? :p" - mdguy

Wednesday, June 10, 2009, 8:57:08 AM-

£15,000+ for this. Can you tell who it is? If it hadn't been on the news I wouldn't have a clue. I'll tell you later if nobody gets it.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Madonna and Guy Richie" - hunieBee

Monday, June 8, 2009, 8:05:40 AM-

If a tin whistle's made of tin, what's a foghorn made of?

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Most Recent Comment:	"OMG those poor little babies, I hadn't realised....." - gtwcw

Saturday, May 30, 2009, 8:51:24 AM-

The Rabbit Showjumping Championships came to an exciting climax
yesterday.

Twenty five rabbits made it to the final stages, seventy three reached the quarter finals, 191 came through to the semi finals and the nail biting finale had 397 eager participants.

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Friday, May 8, 2009, 6:25:13 AM-

The Stitches are a close knit family.

Mum is Pearl, daughter is plain and dad is always dropping one.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol" - hunieBee