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No cubists!

This is a blog update to let you know I haven't updated my status update today. I might update my status update later, but I probably wont be updating my blog update again.

Further updates about my blog update and my status update are available at my Twitter update my_twitter_update_update.

My Facebook update - my_facebook_update_update - about my blog update and my status update is temporarily unavailable due to the failure of a software update to update. Hopefully, this software update will be updated soon and all updates about my blog update and my status update will be updated in full.


I'll keep you updated.


Have a nice update!

It's official.


Sitting down is the new standing up.


You read it here first.

A distressed sailor ran up to me in the street and asked me if I'd seen his crows nest.

I said - sorry matey, that's YOUR lookout.

I bring you three minutes twenty six seconds of kookiness and joie de vivre.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeP1Klmk0ng[/url]

When you drink champagne the bubbles go up your nose.

When you sit in a bath of champagne where do the bubbles go?

Do my balls look good and would you like to give them a nibble?

Being Human is a brilliant series. It has three main characters, a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost. The twist is they don't want to be who they are hence the title - Being Human. John Mitchell is a vampire with a conscience. He became a member of a group of vampires on his conversion, but he leaves in disgust. The werewolf locks himself away at full moon to prevent killing anyone and the ghost finds out a shocking secret about her death.

Various guest characters appear in each episode, and it incorporates the everyday parts of life into the plot. Work - the vamp and wolf work at a hospital - having the neighbours round for drinks and the perils of a werewolf dating on the eve of full moon. It's a very original idea and extremely well written with drama, comedy and sadness.

The vampire group are planning an uprising, and the last episode has a gruesome finish with some great special effects. Definitely one of the best things I've seen in ages and a departure from the usual horror fare. There's a couple of clips on Youtube and it's available on DVD if you can't watch it on TV, although I've read they replaced a lot of the music on the DVD release for contractual reasons and it changed the atmosphere somewhat.

Peace on?



Peace off!!

It's coming up to my second anniversary on NN so to celebrate I'm posting a picture of my cock having a swinging time.





Who's a big boy then?