thinjim1234567's Recent Statuses
Tue, 22-Oct-13 9:28 AM
(10 years ago)
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
Sat, 29-Jun-13 12:32 AM
(10 years ago)
I'd like to see her boobs
Sat, 17-Mar-12 12:18 AM
(12 years ago)
saturday night at the movies
Wed, 13-Jul-11 6:51 PM
(12 years ago)
EuroMillions, £161,653,000.00 in the fund, what do I get £2.90 for fucks sake
Fri, 17-Jun-11 9:33 PM
(12 years ago)
I feel like sprinkling something orange over a Stork
Mon, 9-May-11 11:34 AM
(13 years ago)
Fri, 11-Mar-11 11:30 PM
(13 years ago)
I inveted the cold air baloon last week, but it never took off.
Fri, 11-Mar-11 4:06 PM
(13 years ago)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Fri, 11-Mar-11 10:27 AM
(13 years ago)
Fri, 4-Feb-11 11:56 AM
(13 years ago)
Now here's the plan. When he offers me the swords, I kick him in the nuts and you set fire to the building. In the confusion we claim a draw.
Sat, 18-Dec-10 12:03 AM
(13 years ago)
Tell them I came, and no one answered,That I kept my word
Sat, 11-Dec-10 6:30 PM
(13 years ago)
Aliona Vilani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wed, 8-Dec-10 11:54 AM
(13 years ago)
Can I turn the sound back up yet?
Wed, 8-Dec-10 11:44 AM
(13 years ago)
Wed, 8-Dec-10 11:08 AM
(13 years ago)
Wed, 8-Dec-10 10:45 AM
(13 years ago)
Never can do the three in ten
Wed, 8-Dec-10 10:39 AM
(13 years ago)
Here we go round 2, go Dennis
Sat, 4-Dec-10 4:45 PM
(13 years ago)
Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left side brains I knew I wouldn't forget you
Sat, 4-Dec-10 12:32 AM
(13 years ago)
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
Sat, 20-Nov-10 11:01 PM
(13 years ago)
Dicksy Get out of my dreams and into my car
Sat, 20-Nov-10 7:28 PM
(13 years ago)
Get out of my dreams and into my car
Tue, 16-Nov-10 1:44 PM
(13 years ago)
off to the Kestrel, anyone fancy a pint?
Sat, 13-Nov-10 11:57 PM
(13 years ago)
i still want to twang Dicksys knicker elastic
Sat, 13-Nov-10 11:33 PM
(13 years ago)
i want to twang Dicksys knicker elastic
Fri, 5-Nov-10 9:28 PM
(13 years ago)
Better get the Capri polished up!!!!!
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