lloyd43's Recent Statuses
Wed, 2-Aug-23 2:43 AM
(275 days ago)
This is my first time on here in seven years.
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Wed, 2-Aug-23 2:40 AM
(275 days ago)
Betty is asleep. The neighbors are quiet. How are you tonight?
Fri, 5-Feb-16 9:26 AM
(8 years ago)
Am I doomed to a life of loneliness and porn? Oh, heck no.
Thu, 19-Nov-15 2:50 AM
(8 years ago)
The news is depressing, and my wife won't stop watching it. Who wants to help me take my mind off the world's troubles?
Mon, 16-Nov-15 8:53 AM
(8 years ago)
Went for a drive tonight. Even when it's cold and dark this place looks like a slice of heaven. \
Wed, 11-Nov-15 9:50 PM
(8 years ago)
Just back from the grocery store. It's fun to watch the women move around in real life and fully dressed. As long as I don't look to long.
Wed, 11-Nov-15 8:07 AM
(8 years ago)
Would anyone like to join me for virtual fornication 1990s style?
Tue, 3-Nov-15 3:33 PM
(8 years ago)
The grandchildren are in the yard, time to pass myself off as a normal human being.
Mon, 2-Nov-15 12:25 AM
(8 years ago)
I'm addicted to facebook, and need an intervention. Who wants to sit on my face?
Fri, 23-Oct-15 6:54 AM
(8 years ago)
I'm a jerk, who wants to copulate with me?
Wed, 22-Jul-15 4:38 AM
(8 years ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-15 12:10 PM
(8 years ago)
Wishing I had a girlfriend to check in on my wife and I, and smoke a bud with once in a while.
Wed, 22-Apr-15 8:13 AM
(9 years ago)
Sat, 28-Mar-15 8:06 PM
(9 years ago)
Trying celibacy. We'll see how long they take to find their own way out.
Sat, 31-Jan-15 7:50 AM
(9 years ago)
Every once in a while I feel the need to say that which I am not comfortable posting in any other of the forums which I frequent.
Sun, 18-Jan-15 3:07 PM
(9 years ago)
Sit on my face, that should keep me from leaving weird status' laying around.
Mon, 12-Jan-15 9:06 AM
(9 years ago)
Feeling depraved. I try to keep it to myself, but I know the women see the way I look at them when I'm shopping.
Sun, 4-Jan-15 12:52 AM
(9 years ago)
Sat, 3-Jan-15 8:29 AM
(9 years ago)
Baked! Care for a cuppa stoopid?
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:48 AM
(9 years ago)
Will I get banned if I post videos of myself fucking my home made sex doll?
Sun, 24-Aug-14 3:25 AM
(9 years ago)
The safest sex is cyber sex
Mon, 9-Jun-14 10:17 PM
(9 years ago)
This is where I go to vent my urge to bum fuck a woman who is way too good for me.
Wed, 28-May-14 1:05 PM
(9 years ago)
Sex crazed old man is watching your butt while you shop for groceries.
Fri, 22-Nov-13 9:58 AM
(10 years ago)
I love my wife, but often wish I had a sex partner.
Tue, 2-Jul-13 6:02 AM
(10 years ago)
Your pictures make me feel sad that I can't touch you..
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