Firedawg911's Recent Statuses
Mon, 5-Aug-13 4:55 AM
(10 years ago)
Any Americans here at this hour? Have you flown with Kids domestic? Do they need birth certificate or any thing to check in?
Mon, 5-Aug-13 4:50 AM
(10 years ago)
I already know this due to past experiences however I continue to do it. So PSA to the rest of you. Before you Pack for vacation do it while you're sober because i'm just throwing stuff in a bag
Mon, 5-Aug-13 4:29 AM
(10 years ago)
Okay... Nobody actually believed i was wearing a tux did they? but i am totally naked in my garage
Mon, 5-Aug-13 4:23 AM
(10 years ago)
opps . naked.. outside right now.
Mon, 5-Aug-13 4:22 AM
(10 years ago)
Mon, 5-Aug-13 3:29 AM
(10 years ago)
Anyone here ever drank a White Russian?
Mon, 5-Aug-13 3:10 AM
(10 years ago)
Sat, 3-Aug-13 8:12 AM
(10 years ago)
Goodnight NN. Hope everyone has a satisfying Saturday
Sat, 3-Aug-13 5:56 AM
(10 years ago)
I can't decide if i should walk the mile or so to the bar or if its just the whiskey talking.
Sat, 3-Aug-13 5:49 AM
(10 years ago)
Hate when my glass is empty. Time for a refill
Sat, 3-Aug-13 5:22 AM
(10 years ago)
I almost forgot how to change my profile pic lol. Well here it is
Sat, 3-Aug-13 5:17 AM
(10 years ago)
I'm about to add a face pic for a limited time only
Sat, 3-Aug-13 5:06 AM
(10 years ago)
Don't know how many yrs I've been here. Take a break from time to time< but all the nicest and horniest people are always here;
Thu, 1-Aug-13 9:07 AM
(10 years ago)
Well It's after 2am guess I should get some shut eye
Thu, 1-Aug-13 8:46 AM
(10 years ago)
OMG I almost forgot I have Root beer float to make
Thu, 1-Aug-13 7:23 AM
(10 years ago)
i been re building an atv for like a month or so. finally got all tbe right parts, put back together. felling like goal finished. Try to start it and the damn battery is dead!!
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:41 AM
(10 years ago)
Before I go... Take a youtube visit and search piss up a rope by ween
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:39 AM
(10 years ago)
Well folks I suppose it;s bed time, Hangover is knocking on the door and I aint even fucking anyone so it's not worth staying up
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:08 AM
(10 years ago)
Give it all we got tonight by George Strait is a hell of a song
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:06 AM
(10 years ago)
Iv'e had a hella busy day and a Wild Turkey night
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:01 AM
(10 years ago)
Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob. A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:00 AM
(10 years ago)
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home."
Fri, 26-Jul-13 4:58 AM
(10 years ago)
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
Fri, 26-Jul-13 4:55 AM
(10 years ago)
Q: Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute? A: The one that says IDAHO
Thu, 18-Jul-13 8:31 AM
(10 years ago)
My day: Wake up at 8 am hard thinking of a certain UK girl. Take care of that. Grab guns go shooting for 4hrs. Run some errands come home nap till 5pm. wake hard again: Clean house & drink.
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