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Thu, 12-Apr-18 7:20 PM (6 years ago)
hola bitches! und bitchachos! and of course..all the genderly confused young people..cant forget those! hola to you to
shhh..im still masturbating to status...the way it doesnt move..at.all! fuck, gets me so horny..watching it lifeless like those dead hookers in my basement...im gonna cum real soon too!
(6 years ago)
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Mon, 19-Mar-18 7:56 PM (6 years ago)
just a quick drive by mastrubation... i fuckin love to jerk off to status...you fuckers gonna get a bukkake facial treatment!
Wed, 21-Feb-18 6:40 PM (6 years ago)
when you have a clap light in your bedroom, rough sex also becomes a rave!
so a clap light is like a CSI orange or Blue light ... so ya can tell who got da clap?
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 13-Feb-18 7:06 PM (6 years ago)
so i just became the chief of the department at the office today...aaand i bought myself 'the world's best boss' coffee mug...so those fuckers underneath will know how fucking cool and kind i am!
Mon, 12-Feb-18 8:12 PM (6 years ago)
sometimes...right before i cum..i like my asshole ticked and balls sucked while she hums the theme song of LOTR.. i just wanted to share this information with you guys
255635 likes this
that was only the first time you said you wont tell no one..i have become a much bigger asshole these days..i swear
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
good! now buy me flowers and shit..and i might put out if you get me a bit dissy
(6 years ago)
You will dog chow and poison ivy.... and you will put out like the good slut you are
(6 years ago)
Mon, 29-Jan-18 9:43 PM (6 years ago)
right fuckers, was good seeing you afetr some time im just gonna go jerk off to some fucked up midget porn hug my koala bear and fall into the zzzz land! sayonara bitchachos!
I always feel the need for a shower after you have soiled status; p
(6 years ago)
Mon, 29-Jan-18 8:53 PM (6 years ago)
wtf is with the swedish news today in status?? this is murica god dammit!
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Tue, 5-Dec-17 7:56 PM (6 years ago)
im getting all ma bitchezz comfty sherpa lined higheeled crocks this xmas! dont wanna see them bithes trippin around. the essentials of a good pimp, gotta keep the hoes happy!
its not like a secret santa thingy...they were excited bout the new crocks since thansgivig like like mthrfckrs
(6 years ago)
I hope you are a genuine cricket fan Killa or else I'm going to be quite dissapointed.
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
oh yes! cricket to me is not just a sport...its a lifestyle...banging hude balls with a bat...fuckin a!
(6 years ago)
Tue, 28-Nov-17 7:10 PM (6 years ago)
roses are red, violets are blue... butchy lesbians muff diving part two!
Thu, 9-Nov-17 5:18 PM (6 years ago)
tip of the day: put some pepper in your pillow, so when you push her face into it she sneezes...and her pussy tightens harder then the G.I Joe's kung fu grip! just..pull out on time
already working for Kodak..trying to get that...perfect picture moment
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Roses are red, violets are blue. Nothing feels better, than my cock sliding inside you.
(6 years ago)
Thu, 12-Oct-17 6:19 PM (6 years ago)
i shaved my nuts so we can play star trek..the next penetration! yes you can call my nuts Picard
cedar19 likes this
Mon, 9-Oct-17 8:25 PM (6 years ago)
status tonight is like watching two extra chromosoned midget fuck in a barn..quite akward and slow as fuck..and yet somehow you cant turn away
curiousAdam likes this
killa I've got a legit excuse for not interacting much. I've catching up on hundreds of friends and favs pics . Very nice additions to your gallery Btw.
(6 years ago)
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Thu, 5-Oct-17 4:59 PM (6 years ago)
sweet eurotrash you look wonderfull tonight!..with your smuged eyeliner underneath the bathroom lights...
Wed, 4-Oct-17 4:53 PM (6 years ago)
those vitamins cant wash away your sins...but at least it feels like you're tryin..
* flops his big burrito on the table* whaddup bitches
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
It might be hard to talk with your sausage stuffed deep in my throat
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges and killa_nuts like this
Talking isn't necessary when you are swallowing .... food.
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Tue, 19-Sep-17 4:17 PM (6 years ago)
when you say poop...your mouth makes the same motion your asshole does
I just said poop...you're right
(6 years ago)
killa_nuts and sdredd922 like this
Hmmm, I have never seen the motion my asshole makes. I'm not that agile.
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 12-Sep-17 6:09 PM (6 years ago)
(C?mon!) all up in that asshole, let me hit that booty raw Lickin' the dick, suckin' the balls, swallow it all beatin' down your pussy wall to the ground Spinnin' round and round...
Newgirl16 and MiltonSamantha like this
And these stacks get down (sheit) Swallow the nut, dick in the butt, beatin' it up and that’s how I Fuck!..
(6 years ago)
Is this a love note to KJ?
(6 years ago)
Wed, 6-Sep-17 6:26 PM (6 years ago)
daily update on Michael Jackson's health condition: Still dead
just tweet it tweet it no ones ever gonna read it just tweet it tweet it tweet it
(6 years ago)
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Mon, 4-Sep-17 8:44 PM (6 years ago)
well fuck me tender and call me sally...its my NN birthday today it seems! im 83 NN years...thats like 94 in dog years
im real mature for my age though..people at the old folks home say that its like im already 6 feet under
(6 years ago)
kimberly_1229 and happyhumper69 like this
did mark approve you going through his collection ??
(6 years ago)
his jerking me off as i read him the storie of snow white and the 7 dwarfs out loud..good times
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Bridget the midget it is then for the evening viewing pleasure?
(6 years ago)
killa_nuts and Artistic like this
dammit kimmy..now u got me all excited! its the little things in life that count
(6 years ago)
kimberly_1229 and happyhumper69 like this
i discriminate sometime..im old scholl like that
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
why thank you young lady.. you have a nice ass yourself now..back to the kitchen! gotta keep this proffesional
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
only if i can use your tummy as a headrest later
(6 years ago)
killa_nuts likes this
only if u suck on my gluten free nuts like a retarded kid sucks a button...with passion and fucking excitment
(6 years ago)
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