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Mon, 12-Aug-13 6:37 PM (10 years ago)
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What's good for cleaning jizz off an ipad?
just run it through the dishwasher, that should handle it
(10 years ago)
a run through a hot dish washer
(10 years ago)
haha beat ya rock
(10 years ago)
but mine was better, cuz a cold wash in the dishwasher will just make the jizz stay on there
(10 years ago)
Sulfuric acid and a Brillo pad grin
(10 years ago)
lol HH, that will work too
(10 years ago)
Lol go Adam!
(10 years ago)
I hear looking at KirkJ's pics on your Ipad will clean the screen all by itself
(10 years ago)
that might make it so you never cum on it, or anywhere else, again
(10 years ago)
Goo be gone.
(10 years ago)
Adam, my first idea was to get a convertible, put the top down, sit the iPad on the passenger seat and then drive through an automatic car wash wink
(10 years ago)
I was thinking it either would scare the jizz right off the screen or be sucked into the abyss that is KirkJ's black hole
(10 years ago)
Ew kirkj scarey!
(10 years ago)
that's enough to make you consider celibacy, innit taffy?
(10 years ago)
easy off? j/k
(10 years ago)
winky, that would be nasty! being a machinist, I work with layout dye and aerosol layout dye remover. that shit will melt an LCD screen quick!
(10 years ago)