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Mon, 27-Jan-14 8:39 PM (10 years ago)
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This is kind of redundant in a community like this but I amso fucking horny right now rofl
congrats!
(10 years ago)
i know the feeling, i dont think being here helps with the issue though
(10 years ago)
as am I
(10 years ago)
your offer of cuddling an dfucking below however sounds like a failry well thought out sollution.
(10 years ago)
lol yes it does, but we all get that urge. It doesn't take long when you hang around on here wink
(10 years ago)
And me, I d love to be there now smile
(10 years ago)
Hi FF missed you sexy lady .... Missed ya loads ..... Great to see you back xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(10 years ago)
ooh I'mjust so warm and squishy in my panties right now. I'd love it if someone was here. heart
(10 years ago)
Hey Schowy heart you haven't missed me just yet.
(10 years ago)
I think it's the cold weather.. keeping us inside and needing to get warm with someone..
(10 years ago)
smile gives you a showyhug * squeeeeeeeeeeze *
(10 years ago)
dont leave it so long next time wink
(10 years ago)
oh I wouldn't mind having you inside either. hee hee. wink
(10 years ago)
eek
(10 years ago)
gah! schowy you made me leak! you squeezed me and all my juices went sploosh!
(10 years ago)
'I'mjust so warm and squishy in my panties right now' - best status ever wink hot! I wish I could help you with that.
(10 years ago)
I wish you could too Photographer.
(10 years ago)
double squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze smile
(10 years ago)
ack! schowy no! *squirts*
(10 years ago)
I'd need another bath after you squirted and leaked all over me. But it would be worth it wink
(10 years ago)
I'll need a shower too, lets conserve energy! :3
(10 years ago)
classic status of the night...
(10 years ago)
Yes, showering together would be the responsible thing to do! Have to think about the planet and all that, not at all about how hot and sexy, and wet it would be, oh no no lol
(10 years ago)
That could lead to things! lol!
(10 years ago)
All of them filthy but enjoyable! lol
(10 years ago)
Filthy yet squeak yclean! You could always rub me in a few areas and see what happens next. Ooh I'm a naughty girl tonight!
(10 years ago)
You are very naughty! I like it, I'm not exactly an angel myself tongue I can imagine rubbing those areas will make you wet and gushy, may need to plug that leak with something wink
(10 years ago)
It's indeed leaky! I could get a plumber to look at it maybe. Do you know any plumbers that would have a fit for my leak? ;D
(10 years ago)
(I actually work in engineering, for real) I think I have exactly what you need to fix your leak, it may need seating first, by sliding it in and out, repeatedly, have to make sure it's a good fit wink
(10 years ago)
That sounds wonderful! How much will I owe you? (lols)
(10 years ago)
You can pay me back in kind, I have something thats swollen that needs soothing tongue (lol we are so silly)
(10 years ago)
Oh no! It looks very swollen! sad There, there -strokes swollen something- How on earth did this happen? sad (lol we are very silly!)
(10 years ago)
I know! I'm not sure how it happened, it was fine and then it was swollen, hard and hot. Ooo that feels nice, I think it's helping wink (incredibly but it's fun lol)
(10 years ago)