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Sun, 17-Apr-16 8:15 PM (8 years ago)
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I AM VERY MUCH INTO MEASUREMENTS...
Slutty_on_NN likes this
I am very much in to proper case structure and punctuation!
(8 years ago)
I hear you... The Beaufort Scale just blows me away
(8 years ago)
I know MG... You'd never believe this is the same guy who wrote Inferno
(8 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
The mohs scale is another good one
(8 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
Measurements? Ok, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(8 years ago)
Could you be more specific? During migration or return?
(8 years ago)
I give you a 10 on the Scoville scale
(8 years ago)
During migration....and it's a European swallow grin
(8 years ago)
If it's a female, then 42 knots average speed. If it's a male then only 28 knots, they are easily distracted by tits en route.
(8 years ago)
LOL
(8 years ago)
Aussieroo86 likes this
They go even slower if they see a chough wink
(8 years ago)
Revord2 and happyhumper69 like this