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Mon, 7-Nov-16 2:34 PM (7 years ago)
Shout out to anyone in or near Malmö, Sweden.... English and Proud looking for a friend....with benefits or something like that
I am none of those things, but welcome to NN.
(7 years ago)
Mark is, on the other hand, a complete pervert with an Amish lesbian stripper midget fetish...extra points of they're in a vat of maple syrup. Welcome to the asylum.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
I once tried to use maple syrup as a lubricant while wanking to the said Canadian Amish lesbian midget porn...quite the sticky situation. 
Next time I'm gonna use poutine.
Next time I'm gonna use poutine.
(7 years ago)
Welcome to NN! A few members in Sweden. Psst...Mark, poutine's a piss poor lubricant. : (
(7 years ago)
I have no clue, happy! The doughnuts never make it to bedroom. ; -) BTW, MrAaron, the lovely Artistic is in Sweden. : )
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Arty .. your in sweden ? 
the amount of times i've been there & ya never offered coffee ? Well pffft
the amount of times i've been there & ya never offered coffee ? Well pffft
(7 years ago)
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