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Fri, 29-May-20 11:05 PM (3 years ago)
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I'm 5 feet 10 inches tall
rhinostool likes this
Congrats!
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
Does this mean you’ve had a growth spurt?
(3 years ago)
juicy and GottaBeMe like this
Makes a nice change from dick measurements
(3 years ago)
LOL
(3 years ago)
Well if anyone ever says that their, for instance, you can say “my god your that short, god only knows how tiny your cock must be then”
(3 years ago)
I was in my 20s...gravity has shortened me the last 40 years
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
Me too moose and it pisses me right off. I do not relate to being 5'8 at all. I am still 5'9" at heart
(3 years ago)
maybe he is 5ft 1in and his dick is 9in wink
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
should have saved my platform shoes from high school..lol
(3 years ago)
juicy and GottaBeMe like this
Paul Bunyan was 63 axe handles high with his feet on the ground and his head in the sky.
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
at what point does a hatchet become an axe?
(3 years ago)
I've always thought that a hatchet had a hammer head opposite the edge and a notch for pulling nails? Now I need to look this up.
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
Don't make me go digging thru my camping equipment to see if my hatchet has a hammer head
(3 years ago)
according to poplular mechanics and axe is a 2 handed tool and a hatchet is designed for one handed use
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
A hatchet becomes an axe when the handle grows to the length of your arm! smile
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and juicy like this
My arm. I am the gold standard of axe handles grin
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and lennynatural like this
5'9 myself 5'8.5 when the discs in me back stick smile
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and juicy like this
I wonder how tall I am naked.
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and juicy like this
Taller than the pitchfork! smile
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and juicy like this
Taller than my axe, too.
(3 years ago)
LOL
(3 years ago)
So the thing that TSC passed off as a "camp ax" is actually a hatchet. Wondering what my Pulaski really is?
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
Pulaski sounds like they would make really cool hoodies
(3 years ago)
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