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Sat, 22-May-21 1:24 PM (2 years ago)
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Good evening all my pervey mates
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oh ello wink
(2 years ago)
Hello sexy pants ...sorry I've snobbed you all yet again ..I left a late note on the fridge
(2 years ago)
did not, no note is on there and I have been to fridge often for beer lol
(2 years ago)
I did ..I wrote it on the door with texta
(2 years ago)
sure
(2 years ago)
What's news my girl ? Haven't been in here for ages ..I see they put new carpet down
(2 years ago)
new carpet? thought it was taken back to hard flooring, easier to clean wink ...... narda new really, some shit, diff day , how bout you?
(2 years ago)
Work sleep work sleep work sleep nothing too exciting
(2 years ago)
what no sex in between?
(2 years ago)
Sorry lol. The occasional sex and beers in between
(2 years ago)
thats more like it lol
(2 years ago)
Ahhh well time for another beer flitt ..your shout
(2 years ago)
im in bed, you will have to get it and a vodka for me thanks grin
(2 years ago)
Your in bed ? ..nowonder you didn't see the late not on the fridge
(2 years ago)
there was no note before i went to bed , dont try and get out of it
(2 years ago)
If I bring you a vodka can I put my face between those wonderful boobies of yours and go brrrrrrrbrbrbrbfffbr
(2 years ago)
lol pass the vodka first and we'll see lol
(2 years ago)
No bloody way I fell for that once before and you hit me with the bottle
(2 years ago)
nooo, i wouldnt do that, I dont waste vodka like that
(2 years ago)
Woke up with a headache and still no boobies
(2 years ago)
lol
(2 years ago)
I've bloody well missed you lot ...your all as mental as I am
(2 years ago)
not all of us, only a few
(2 years ago)
Speaking of mental ..Where the fuck is wodja ?
(2 years ago)
he was ere not long ago , ya just missed him i think
(2 years ago)
fukn wodja is watchin resident evil numba 2
(2 years ago)
and there he is lol ... knew he not far lol
(2 years ago)
Always watching ...bit like Santa
(2 years ago)
he heard ya
(2 years ago)
i got a brown eye n ears grafted on me bum w00t
(2 years ago)
Bloody cold here flitt ...I have tomorrow off I might do a roast lamb in the camp oven , also a top excuse for beers around the fire
(2 years ago)
oh that sounds like a good plan ! its bloody cold here too
(2 years ago)
a poodot on ya poodot wods ha
(2 years ago)
think i might have to snuggle down under the doona
(2 years ago)
Don't hog all the fuckin blankets !
(2 years ago)
why not? my bed my blankets lol
(2 years ago)
My arse hangs out the side of the bed and gets bitten by mozzies
(2 years ago)
Or fuckin mice ! .... bloody everywhere down here
(2 years ago)
got none down here ....yet ... well not that many anyway
(2 years ago)
I'll post some to you
(2 years ago)
Nah, tis ok, you can keep em
(2 years ago)
Haha went to get a new cake of soap out of the cupboard before I had a shower this morning and the little buggers had eaten half of it
(2 years ago)
They will be farting bubbles now lol
(2 years ago)
Soap?? Bloody hell
(2 years ago)
Hard to believe I know ...but yes I use soap on occasions
(2 years ago)
Usually it's a Wednesday
(2 years ago)
soap is a fat mixed with lye ... mice/rats LOVE soap
(2 years ago)
Yeah didn’t think mice ate it lol
(2 years ago)
Bloody oath they do wads
(2 years ago)
ham fat is good to bait traps .... i got one smart cunt inside ..... carnt trap the cunt
(2 years ago)
And there was wadjas science lesson for the day ....tune in tomorrow
(2 years ago)
We had another lesson earlier too.... he on a roll
(2 years ago)
I was using peanut butter in my traps down the chook yard but now the chooks are bloody well addicted to it ....I'm not even joking ..you open a jar of peanut butter at my place the chooks will mob ya
(2 years ago)
Ha ha ... cause it’s good stuff
(2 years ago)
lye is washing soda, draino, n paint stripper .... jus remember that next bath time
(2 years ago)
Love my peanut butter
(2 years ago)
Same but I hardly eat it these days
(2 years ago)
penut buttah n dog food ....
(2 years ago)
Might explain the rash on my knob
(2 years ago)
Eww lol
(2 years ago)
Lye ...not dog food lol
(2 years ago)
to bait traps ... duh
(2 years ago)
Only make that mistake once haha ...they called me chum cock for a week
(2 years ago)
Yeah I use pork fat in the big Traps it's good stuff
(2 years ago)
Don't feed it to ducks though ...goes straight through em ..keeps the kids entertained though
(2 years ago)
i made funnel traps from coffee cans .... bait them with berd seed , 7 mouses in one go inda laundry sad
(2 years ago)
Not much looks like stopping them atm tho
(2 years ago)
been thru 3 pakets a glue traps .... fukme better than toyota brakes them things w00t
(2 years ago)
Might give that funnel trap one a go wods ...Ibe got the 20 litre bucket with a roller thing on top I've made working pretty well
(2 years ago)
not at 20L bucket stage here yet
(2 years ago)
I gots me a Toyota !
(2 years ago)
It was on aca tonight, unbelievable it was..
(2 years ago)
yeah ya toyota not glue shit to a blanket .... these things will
(2 years ago)
Yeah the little pooftas are into everything ...had a couple' deer skin's drying down the back and they even chewed them even though they where covered in salt
(2 years ago)
Haha but my old cruiser would rattle the shit off a blanket
(2 years ago)
And shake it ..and smoke it off
(2 years ago)
I thought you said shake it and stroke it off lol
(2 years ago)
No that's your job lol after I bring you vodka
(2 years ago)
Oh.. what shaking it ? Lol
(2 years ago)
No .
(2 years ago)
The shit on the blanket ! ...it's still there
(2 years ago)
Lol
(2 years ago)
Oh someone been pervin too lol
(2 years ago)
Well as usual it's only us 3 silly fuckers rambling on ...I do miss the days of an all in group orgy
(2 years ago)
Damn ..you caught me
(2 years ago)
Yeah, some don’t come on anymore , others are fussy
(2 years ago)
Hahaha how's that for a perve
(2 years ago)
Now I've got a stiffy ...look what you've gone and done
(2 years ago)
Has Deb been in ? Bloody miss her ..such a sweetheart
(2 years ago)