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Sat, 24-Oct-15 9:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Exceptionally quiet saturday night...what's one to do on a night like this? Except stare at their monitor, of course.
ya been out on the razz tonight haggari?
(8 years ago)
*googles razz* Playing poker? Afraid not! Or drinking Razz titled rum? Not that either.
(8 years ago)
nah,the razz is whoring and touring...
(8 years ago)
IS IT???? Eek!
(8 years ago)
pffftt..anuvva one...
(8 years ago)
I thought 'Oot on the razz' was the same as 'Oot on the lash' ie out for a few beers etc.
(8 years ago)
watch match of the day
(8 years ago)
exactly...so you sayin you do that just in one place and without wimmin ?
(8 years ago)
Thats not "whoring and touring" though wink
(8 years ago)
geesuz.....well wtf is it then ya eeejit
(8 years ago)
Whoring and touring? Going to whores while on a tour? Whoring myself out while on a tour? None to both, I'm afraid(?).
(8 years ago)
*gives up*....bet yous two are a barrel of laughs in the pub...
(8 years ago)
I'm gonna use my "Too tired to understand" card at this point.
(8 years ago)
.............. losing the will to live..wink
(8 years ago)
HALP, LYNSKEY IS CONFUSING ME AGAIN!
(8 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
he's gone deaf too....
(8 years ago)
I only came here to look at some bare skin, not play riddles! Is that too much asked?! Spare me, lynskeydler!
(8 years ago)
mwah,just pullin yer plonker hun xxx
(8 years ago)
lyns...? confussing people? nah she wouldnt do that to anyone wink
(8 years ago)
ah sorry babe just realised you aint from ingurrland
(8 years ago)
Some plonker tuggin' would definitely cheer up my night, hey-ooo! P.S. that's an alternative for cock, right...?
(8 years ago)
nah,its takin the mick and having a giggle,hun...
(8 years ago)
Haggari likes this
Maaan, and here I was, hoping you'd get all raunchy...
(8 years ago)
lol @ raunchy
(8 years ago)
Hot and bothered? Naughty and nice? Wildcat-like? All hands-on? Don't confuse me again, plz!
(8 years ago)
don't let it worry you Haggari, I think lyn confuses herself sometimes. LOL
(8 years ago)
aaaawww you are very sweet
(8 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
unlike DC btw wink
(8 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
glad you added that lyn, you confused me there for a second. grin
(8 years ago)
Alright...I can read that as a compliment, I think. I feel safe again.
(8 years ago)
You silly man. NO ONE is safe around lyn. scared But it's a hell of a ride. LOL
(8 years ago)
come on DC get with it hun ...
(8 years ago)
nah, never be "safe" hun,
(8 years ago)
Relatively safe-ish?
(8 years ago)
just perved your gallery hag .you are a cutie thats for sure
(8 years ago)
you got alot to learn,babe..
(8 years ago)
It's like playing crazy mindgames...and thanks Kimberly! I don't try aiming for cute, but I'm happy I can pull that look!
(8 years ago)
bet thats not all you are pullingwink
(8 years ago)
That's right, because I pulled up my zipper! Not that it was open just now, but, uh...yeah, you just bet that, you!
(8 years ago)
Hi Haggari smile
(8 years ago)
Heya Daff! How's the night/day?
(8 years ago)
I think I'll close up the night by tossing a coin about whatever I should look at rumps or boobs before sleeping. I'm betting on the first in advance.
(8 years ago)
wink it's evening here and I'm doing good. Yucky outside so staying in.
(8 years ago)