Haggari's Recent Statuses
Fri, 1-Feb-19 5:15 PM
(5 years ago)
620 days since last status updated, dang. Guess I should at least make one post for 2019, so...might as well be this one!
Mon, 22-May-17 6:22 AM
(6 years ago)
I guess the new Twin Peaks is out. I'd rather watch some twin peaks over here, ifyaknowwhatamsayin....boobs, I mean boobs.
Fri, 19-May-17 9:12 AM
(6 years ago)
69 days (tee-hee) days since the last status update and 148 since the one before that. My activity here's not too hot.
Fri, 10-Mar-17 10:35 AM
(7 years ago)
Mr. Newbienudes personally told me that he misses me, but I suspect that might've been an automated messages to lure me back here...guess it's been 148 days since the last time!
Thu, 13-Oct-16 7:09 AM
(7 years ago)
Whew, this damned fall is already chilly enough to make my nipples 'ready-to-cut-glass' hard.
Mon, 10-Oct-16 7:28 AM
(7 years ago)
My precious free premium membership is running out soon and I didn't manage to do anything fancy with it...story of my life! Except this story has way more nudity.
Mon, 18-Jul-16 2:56 PM
(7 years ago)
Guess I'm back...now what? Don't want to browse through +260 days worth of smut, that's a full-time job already!
Wed, 4-Nov-15 6:48 AM
(8 years ago)
Haven't really perved much this week and it's already early wednesday...kinda alarming!
Sat, 31-Oct-15 8:45 AM
(8 years ago)
I forgot all about my planned photo snapping...guess I'll at least try and watch a horror movie tonight, if something.
Wed, 28-Oct-15 10:30 PM
(8 years ago)
I don't really swing this way, but I've got a promising date on friday with this guy named James. Hopefully it'll be exciting, I hear he's a bit of a rascal.
Sun, 25-Oct-15 3:32 PM
(8 years ago)
Counting down those final hours of sunday, still got time to be all-lazy...
Sun, 25-Oct-15 7:03 AM
(8 years ago)
Suppose it's time for sunday smut...or coffee. Or even BOTH!
Sat, 24-Oct-15 9:49 PM
(8 years ago)
Exceptionally quiet saturday night...what's one to do on a night like this? Except stare at their monitor, of course.
Wed, 21-Oct-15 6:16 PM
(8 years ago)
Well, damnit. I was suppose to watch at least one BTTF movie today...maybe I'll search for a porn parody? "Fap to The Future" seems to be a thing, oh boy...
Wed, 21-Oct-15 5:46 AM
(8 years ago)
Aww...everyone's off to sleep when I wake up. Screw timezones!
Tue, 20-Oct-15 6:36 AM
(8 years ago)
Now I'm not a nerd or anything, but that Star Wars trailer was pretty dope...and even without any tits in it!
Mon, 19-Oct-15 6:44 AM
(8 years ago)
Alright, I think there's a ghostly burnt image of my cock on the view of my camera now...hope that's enough for now!
Sun, 18-Oct-15 7:56 PM
(8 years ago)
Huh, sunday went too fast, oddly enough. I was suppose to take a fifth pic, as I was kindly reminded about still needing one more for verification...any suggestions?
Sun, 18-Oct-15 8:51 AM
(8 years ago)
Sunday, bloody sunday. This calls for fun and games...or at least games.
Sat, 17-Oct-15 11:21 AM
(8 years ago)
This seems like a good day to WITNESS Fury Road on a blu-ray.
Thu, 15-Oct-15 11:24 PM
(8 years ago)
Oh my, it's nearing 2:30am over here...I need some night-time boobs to stare at.
Thu, 15-Oct-15 2:58 PM
(8 years ago)
Some butt oggling could do right now, even though it ain't even friday yet!
Wed, 14-Oct-15 6:27 AM
(8 years ago)
I think I need to snap a (silly) picture to verify myself. You just post that to "NN Stamped" and ask for verification in the description?
Tue, 13-Oct-15 5:45 AM
(8 years ago)
Looks like a cold morning. Perhaps some jerkin...eh, coffee in cup will warm my hands.
Mon, 12-Oct-15 5:37 AM
(8 years ago)
Alright, a productive start to the week...looking at some boob pics, perhaps. I need a category for morning ones.
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