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Tue, 5-Dec-17 7:47 PM (6 years ago)
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Just to say a Hello to everyone here...whaaatss upppp??
my penis, now i've seen your lovely boobs!
(6 years ago)
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery
(6 years ago)
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My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark
(6 years ago)
Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.
(6 years ago)
n the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really
(6 years ago)
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I s
(6 years ago)
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*leads Killa back to his cell*
(6 years ago)
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ok killa ..a big HELLO to you and thats enough for your story.hehehe
(6 years ago)
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Well done for plagiarizing dr evil there champ
(6 years ago)
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I respect the commitment to typing that all out! smile
(6 years ago)
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Its a Good morning from me hope you are having fun too smile
(6 years ago)
i read it like bible every night, know it by heart... that and gary barolow songs
(6 years ago)
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After looking at your pics, my dick is up smile
(6 years ago)
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