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	Tadlgy

Sun, 16-Jan-22 10:26 PM (2 years ago)

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Who would you choose to take to spend time with on a deserted island and why?

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	almostanything

My last wife because I loved her so very much

(2 years ago)

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	Tadlgy

Ooh loopholes. I like it!

(2 years ago)

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	Tadlgy

And that's very wholesome! You could build your own world there with no interruptions 😁

(2 years ago)

	Tadlgy

And this chocolate cream soldier sounds tall, dark, handsome and delicious! All great qualities 🤣

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

More info is needed. Am I stuck on the island or is it temporary, like a vacation? Are there stores of food and drink on the island?

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

*steals Lenny's pitchfork while he is thinking

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

In that case, I'll take Sexy E Babe because I have a feeling I'm going to need that pitchfork.

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Good thing I still have my Crocs.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

What are you going to do with it?

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

Might need it for gathering food and gathering grass so we can build a hut.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

We can eat your crocs

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

They might be tough. But we'll keep them on the menu as a last resort.

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

Crocodile feet are very tasty I'm told.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I've already eaten them

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

You must have mistaken them for a chocolate bar. That's the last time I buy brown ones.

(2 years ago)

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	Tadlgy

Nutritionally, I'm not sure they'll fit into any of the 5 food groups 🤣

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Brown crocs... What a croc of shit.

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Fiber.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I see a wild emu lurking...*picks up the pitchfork and throws it*

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

As long as you eat fiber day, you'll be fine.

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

*starts a fire so we can roast the emu*

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

What did you start the fire with?

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

Two sticks. Two sticks that I lit with my cigar lighter.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

*throws cigar lighter in the sea

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

You prefer your food cold?

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Is it sushi?

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

She prefers to eat out in the sticks

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

*ties a vine to SEB's leg and throws her into the sea to retrieve the lighter*

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

We have no rice, so no sushi.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

*throws a coconut at Lenny's head because he used her like a fishing rod

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Wraps rice in vine leaves and eats it.

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Oouch! At least we got the lighter back.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

The emu is getting away

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

You have the pitchfork, go after him!

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

We also had coconuts...but I used them as a weapon

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Offers SEB a bar of Cadbury's Fruit & Nut ....

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

You go after him..I'm doing my makeup

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Now they'll be a shortage of coconut Toblerones.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

We now have a Raven and an Emu on the island

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

Meh, maybe we'll just pick some of the coconuts and roast them, they aren't damaged to badly.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

*throws a coconut at Raven but hits Emu

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

A Raven and an Emu, that gives us options.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Options is a brand of hot chocolate over here...I'd be very impressed you could make that from a raven and an emu

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I've eaten ostrich steak. It was very tasty if I say so myself.

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

I'll let EMU do The Ground Work

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

I had hot chocolate for breakfast.

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

SEB drinks so much hot chocolate, she's run out of options.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I see what you did there

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I impressed myself with that one

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

You can stop laughing now

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I'm an emu, not a hyenna.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

A what?

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Or was the extra 'n' for NN purposes?

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

A laughing hyenna.

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

That's how it's spelt lol.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

One n

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

Bloody autocorrect lol.

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

Cum fly with me seb's my dear

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

The old blame autocorrect excuse

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

You can't fly, raven

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

I thought it looked right though.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I knew straight away it wasn't right

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I thought you added the extra one because of NN....You should have gone with that.

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

It genuinely came up like that on the phone and I wasn't going to argue with it lol.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Lol you then blamed poor autocorrect

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Is there a Greek god Hyenna or something lol?

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

If there was your autocorrect would spell it with one n

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Maybe he bought the autocorrect at the cheap app store. You get what you pay for.

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

It doesn't, I rechecked.

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Emu does love a bargain

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Does autocorrect, correct to English or American English ?

(2 years ago)

	ThePadrino

Hillbilly version or redneck version Raven?

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

colour changes to color, Americanlish.

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

I'm taking the phone back for a refund tomorrow.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Is it refund or refunnd?

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I dunno

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

If you're going to use the double n's you have to cap them, refuNNd. K?

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

You don't trust your phone anymore

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

If that is true, lenny...then why isn't your name leNNynatural?

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

N E more.

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Because I can't spell.

(2 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

You can though as you spelt it correctly

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

NNight NNight all

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

*goes rummaging through the freezer looking for some ravioli as diNNer time approaches*

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

EMU

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

G'night

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Ricotta spinach ravioli found, strawberry ice cream too *locks door and arms security system while preparing diNNer*

(2 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I was already in lol

(2 years ago)

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	Tadlgy

NNight emu! Sounds like a veritable feast Lenny

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Yes, I know, Sexy E Babe, I'm locking you in with me

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

*burp* well, that was good.

(2 years ago)

	juicy

Obviously it would be either Mike Holmes so I would have an amazing shelter or Lenny so I eat well

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

*throughs pitchfork in travel bag and grabs Ju on the way to the island*

(2 years ago)

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	Tadlgy

Well I'm glad that's been settled! 🤭

(2 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

I would take a well hung comedian with survival skills.

(2 years ago)

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	ThePadrino

:feelingdown:

(2 years ago)

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	ThePadrino

(2 years ago)

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	ThePadrino

<------------. Not hung

(2 years ago)

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	ThePadrino

But I am a 🤡 and can make 🔥

(2 years ago)

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