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	hornyfukcer

Sun, 3-Dec-23 2:46 PM (153 days ago)

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When she treats you to monster munch, sex and pies....👀

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	ksaint

You had me at Monster Munch

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

But was there gravy?!

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

As if we would do pies without gravy! Shes a good one!

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

In that case, what’s not to love!

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

I was thinking exactly that this afternoon MellieK.

(153 days ago)

	Agent_K

Pickled Onion flavour??

(153 days ago)

	hornyfukcer

Well roast beef is my favourite but is it pushing my luck asking for a re-run with pickled onion?

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

I’m a fan of the flaming hot 😉

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Well Mellie!! Do you like pies as well ?🤭

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

Lol. Do I like pies?? Melikespies K is actually my full name.

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Wonders what kind of pie i should offer a discerning pie lover.

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

Cream? Meat? So many innuendos.

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Stands outside to cool down.

(153 days ago)

	Freckles

Do appreciate a good creampie 😁

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

How about a victorian sammich?

(153 days ago)

	Freckles

Sure, why not!

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

That’s cake! You can’t have all the treat categories in one go

(153 days ago)

	Freckles

How about a, chocolate covered icecream cake, mellie?

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

That kinda sounds like a viennetta, which is indeed delicious

(153 days ago)

	hornyfukcer

Well If you got to treat, you got to treat properly.

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

Imagines a slice slowly melting down a bum crack 😈

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Oh !! You like her bum too!

(153 days ago)

	Freckles

She may have meant your bum, fukcer 😏

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

Well I’m more of a boob girl, but it’s a mighty fine bum to start with. Could always work my way up

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

Well either/all to be fair

(153 days ago)

	hornyfukcer

Im overheating at the thought..Keep me well away or itll get messy.

(153 days ago)

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	Freckles

Gonna need that icecream slice?

(153 days ago)

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	Freckles

I mean, lf be very flattered if she meant me. Mellie is a gorgeous woman 😉

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

Typical that I’ve only just changed the sheets.

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Maybe the whole thing. Might as well gorge.

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

Gets a bit shy

(153 days ago)

	hornyfukcer

Well I doubt its my hairy ass shes looking at.

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

Oh I don’t know about that, enjoys popping a bubble or two

(153 days ago)

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	Freckles

If love to play with you, Mellie😘

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

Oh my, now I’m a bit hot and bothered 😘

(153 days ago)

	hornyfukcer

Ive just blown a fuse along with 73000 others.

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

[Flicks the switch back up]

(153 days ago)

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	Freckles

Hmm? Ive got lots of mellie in my bookmarks😇

(153 days ago)

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	MellieK

Is honoured 💋

(153 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Looks at his bookmarks. Coughs. I think i have a temperature.

(153 days ago)

	MellieK

Oh no, have I given you my cold?

(153 days ago)

	hornyfukcer

If i was close enough to potentially catch it, id be too hot to get infected.

(153 days ago)