cookiemonster882's Recent Statuses
Fri, 22-Jan-16 3:22 PM
(8 years ago)
That disappointing moment when you wake up with a rock hard and realise there is no one next to you to enjoy it with
Tue, 5-Jan-16 11:59 PM
(8 years ago)
Well Hello 2016...your looking very,very fine. Why you've just got all the numbers in the right places don't you.....what, nah 2015 is old news baby, you...you are what I'm into now
Fri, 30-Oct-15 2:51 AM
(8 years ago)
Thinking this year i might go buy some onions and hand them out for halloween just to see the confused and disappointed looks it gets
Sat, 4-Jul-15 2:29 PM
(8 years ago)
-plays 'america:fuck yeah'- Happy 4th of July you groovy bastards
Thu, 28-May-15 2:31 PM
(8 years ago)
what fun is rope if you have no one to use it on
Wed, 22-Apr-15 5:10 AM
(9 years ago)
Thoughts are with those of you in NSW going through this crazy storm & flooding.
Thu, 16-Apr-15 10:35 PM
(9 years ago)
New Star Wars trailer, almost as good as a great blowjob
Thu, 5-Feb-15 2:36 PM
(9 years ago)
Can always count on always sunny to be hilarious and awesome.
Tue, 28-Oct-14 4:50 AM
(9 years ago)
So damn horny that its annoying
Sat, 6-Sep-14 12:30 PM
(9 years ago)
You may of lost but you played this season with heart despite everything going on, proud to be an Essendon supporter
Thu, 4-Sep-14 3:54 AM
(9 years ago)
Bored & horny, oh nn you are a lifesaver
Sun, 24-Aug-14 5:06 AM
(9 years ago)
The new Doctor is rather great....all is rigth with the universe
Mon, 18-Aug-14 11:46 AM
(9 years ago)
Rick & Morty = awesomeness
Fri, 8-Aug-14 3:09 PM
(9 years ago)
NN perving, such a wonderful activity when one is bored
Sat, 14-Jun-14 10:43 PM
(9 years ago)
Hope Community gets picked up by hulu
Tue, 27-May-14 3:02 PM
(9 years ago)
God damn is mad men a great show
Tue, 29-Apr-14 12:08 PM
(10 years ago)
very much would like a job of blow right now
Fri, 28-Mar-14 5:21 PM
(10 years ago)
Changed my mind, think id rather be eating some lovely pussy right now
Fri, 28-Mar-14 4:47 PM
(10 years ago)
could really go for a long,slow blowjob right about now.
Tue, 18-Mar-14 12:38 PM
(10 years ago)
Tue, 4-Mar-14 2:10 PM
(10 years ago)
Oh Toast, i know your just heated bread but through that heat you become something....magical
Sun, 2-Mar-14 1:09 AM
(10 years ago)
No matter how many times i see it, Woodland Critter Christmas is still one of the most hilarious things ever created. Hail satan! haha
Wed, 26-Feb-14 10:11 AM
(10 years ago)
5 years have passed but your still missed. There's a hole in my heart in the shape of you. RIP Dad
Thu, 20-Feb-14 12:15 AM
(10 years ago)
And the sun will set for you,The sun will set for you.And the shadow of the day,Will embrace the world in grey.And the sun will set for you...
Tue, 18-Feb-14 6:48 PM
(10 years ago)
sleep, needing the much of
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