BranMuffin5's Recent Statuses
Sat, 18-Jul-20 2:47 PM
(3 years ago)
For the first time in forever I had a sexual-related dream. Sadly it only got about as far as a little necking and light touching. Can't even get any in my own head...
Thu, 2-Nov-17 1:57 PM
(6 years ago)
You ever see pictures of that one girl (or guy) on your FB or something and just really wish you were single?
Thu, 5-Oct-17 4:16 PM
(6 years ago)
Laying naked in bed really is a wonderful experience. I'd do it more often but this mattress salesman is annoying me with all of the yelling.
Thu, 5-Oct-17 4:09 PM
(6 years ago)
I hope you know I've always loved you...
Thu, 5-Oct-17 3:54 PM
(6 years ago)
Came out of retirement again to wish NN a happy birthday. I see those stains are still on my seat... Guess I'll stand.
Wed, 28-Jun-17 4:05 AM
(6 years ago)
I don't dream often at all. But last night was my first sexual dream in probably 5+ years and I wake up 2 seconds after the action starts. My life...
Sun, 4-Jun-17 4:09 PM
(6 years ago)
I'm not normally one to draw attention to himself but it just might be a special day today. Perhaps the anniversary of the first private part I came through.
Sat, 27-May-17 5:33 PM
(6 years ago)
Alright... It was fun arguing with everyone and getting everyone upset while accomplishing nothing, but it's time for me to shower and do something more productive. Have fun! Watch out for creeps!
Sat, 27-May-17 3:26 PM
(6 years ago)
Back to ask these stupid questions: Would you say it's automatically suspicious for an older guy to offer to give a massage to an attractive younger woman whose back really hurts?
Fri, 19-May-17 4:44 AM
(6 years ago)
Wish things would just go smoothly for a good week or two straight. *sighs*
Mon, 15-May-17 6:06 AM
(6 years ago)
Apparently haven't posted anything since September. Suppose I don't get on here as much as I'd like to anymore...
Thu, 29-Sep-16 9:58 PM
(7 years ago)
I keep switching between thinking about sex with another woman and "Weird Al's" song Dare to be Stupid. Chance or by design?
Mon, 15-Aug-16 8:06 PM
(7 years ago)
Alright, I'm slightly happier. One of the cute girls is working at my job again. Let the fun begin...
Thu, 11-Aug-16 12:10 AM
(7 years ago)
Is it sad that some of these BS ads with the pretty girls wanting to suck my dick still make me want to click them? I mean, who knows??
Wed, 10-Aug-16 6:40 PM
(7 years ago)
Why is it that everytime I get a cute co-worker that actually talks to me fate finds some way to take them away? Not liking you very much, universe...
Thu, 4-Aug-16 10:10 PM
(7 years ago)
Well, that cute girl from yesterday mentioned liking dick and is now my FB friend. Not saying those two are connected... yet.
Wed, 3-Aug-16 11:35 PM
(7 years ago)
Why is it that anytime a girl that's somewhat attractive shows any interest in me, I become obsessed?
Sun, 17-Jul-16 7:29 PM
(7 years ago)
Perving in a church parking lot? Why not?!
Tue, 12-Jul-16 9:47 PM
(7 years ago)
Guess I chose one of the hottest days to go without underwear and work in a factory. Yay...
Tue, 28-Jun-16 5:38 PM
(7 years ago)
Alright, I guess I'm outta here. Maybe I'll eat more kinky ice cream, or maybe I'll jump into the shower. Either way, I won't be missed. See ya!
Tue, 28-Jun-16 3:19 PM
(7 years ago)
If you could have anything in your hands right now, what would it be?
Thu, 23-Jun-16 3:28 PM
(7 years ago)
Do women ever trust that guys can just be nice to them anymore, or does it ALWAYS mean they're trying to get in their pants?
Sat, 11-Jun-16 4:34 AM
(7 years ago)
Cute girl approached me at work. She wanted to jump in my car and drive to a sleezy motel. I quickly agreed! The motel is where she's living for the moment.
Tue, 7-Jun-16 2:46 PM
(7 years ago)
It's been months since I worked with Dream Girl, but I just now had my first dream with her in it!
Tue, 7-Jun-16 4:29 AM
(7 years ago)
How do you feel when people of the opposite sex give you attention at work? Do you assume they're attracted? I chat up some girls at work but I don't want them getting funny ideas.
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