OldTroubador's Recent Statuses
Fri, 27-Nov-20 10:38 PM
(3 years ago)
I see that wretched old moggy is back in the house - TC. HE will tell you that those initials stand for TopCat. The rest of us know they actually stand for TotalCockup.
Thu, 26-Nov-20 7:08 PM
(3 years ago)
No idea why TopCat57 is so welcome here - I've had more entertaining, engaging, intelligent conversations with toenail fungus
Sun, 1-Nov-20 9:22 PM
(3 years ago)
Kimberly _ 1229 thank you for super tonight!!! Damn that food is awesome!!! ❤❤
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:02 PM
(3 years ago)
For all of you complaining about the cold, let it be known that I just turned down the air conditioner here in my truck
Sat, 24-Oct-20 12:27 PM
(3 years ago)
In addition to coffee, breakfast or supper cooking, and of course, diesel exhaust, I smell a LOT of desperation in here this morning LOL
Wed, 21-Oct-20 10:16 PM
(3 years ago)
Huge shout out to Kimberley 1229 for the gift of premium for the week I am off
Sun, 18-Oct-20 3:18 PM
(3 years ago)
TC is so ugly, even QUasimodo feels sorry for him
Thu, 18-Apr-19 7:00 PM
(5 years ago)
Well I reckon I'm going to go get a shower. And since today is a special day I'm even going to use soap. If you're lucky I will catch all you perverts and pervettes later
Sun, 3-Mar-19 10:47 PM
(5 years ago)
All hail TopCat57, the talking bollocks!!!!!!
Sun, 3-Mar-19 7:09 PM
(5 years ago)
Was walking down the sidewalk checking out the ladies. THey were checking me out too. That moment when you see the look on their faces that says "Thank God I'm a lesbian"
Thu, 21-Feb-19 11:45 PM
(5 years ago)
Time to shower, eat, then sleep. I've got to get my beauty rest, not that it will help any
Y'all be good, or at least good at it
Tue, 19-Feb-19 10:50 PM
(5 years ago)
With most everyone concerned with instant gratification, makes you wonder why premature ejaculation isn't more popular
Mon, 18-Feb-19 6:20 PM
(5 years ago)
If TC ever decides to crawl out of his gutter, tell him I said "Hi Pusslet, ya numpty git"
Mon, 18-Feb-19 2:35 AM
(5 years ago)
No animals were hurt during tonight's fuckery and shenanigans, although one wallaby was mercilessly picked on. Time for me to bid you all a good night. Good night all
Sun, 17-Feb-19 11:30 PM
(5 years ago)
Off to shower and strap on the feedbag. Be back later.
Sun, 17-Feb-19 2:28 PM
(5 years ago)
Holy shit, my laptop has a touch screen. Time to get this day started. It3 will force me to get coffee and I'm told I am a bigger asshole than usual without it. See y'all in a few hours
Fri, 15-Feb-19 4:10 AM
(5 years ago)
I shall name this day Sir Gawain and call it a night
Perv hearty, me mateys
Fri, 15-Feb-19 1:39 AM
(5 years ago)
Happy 90th anniversary of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Mon, 11-Feb-19 12:57 AM
(5 years ago)
My doctor told me to quit hosting intimate suppers for four - unless three other people showed up
Sun, 10-Feb-19 11:48 PM
(5 years ago)
Smart assery has been had. Statuses have been hijacked. Time for me to graze my local salad bar
I'll be back, unless the croutons are especially tempting
Sat, 9-Feb-19 12:33 PM
(5 years ago)
TIme for me to find coffee and then go to work, but before I leave - TC, piss off ya git!!!!
Thu, 7-Feb-19 4:58 PM
(5 years ago)
Out of all the gin joints in all the cities in all the world, I had to walk into one that allows mangy, flea ridden old cats in
Sun, 4-Feb-18 1:38 AM
(6 years ago)
"Cuz I"m a ramblin' man, I ain't never gonna change. I got a gypsy soul to blame and I was born for leavin'. Born for leavin'."
Wed, 31-Jan-18 9:32 PM
(6 years ago)
And the orchestra will entertain us with the dulcet tones of Barry Manilow whilst TC attempts to find his way back to the keyboard after rolling the town drunk for his bottle
Thu, 23-Nov-17 5:10 PM
(6 years ago)
Something y'all don't know - TC invented the emojis. But back then, they called them hieroglyphics
TopCat57,
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BoobzAlicious,
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