Indistinct's Recent Statuses
Wed, 17-Jul-19 4:51 AM
(4 years ago)
Wow... 8 hour old status on the the front page. That... is... pathetic.
Sun, 7-Jul-19 1:37 AM
(4 years ago)
You are... my fire. The one... desire. Believe... when I say...
Fri, 3-May-19 2:35 AM
(4 years ago)
He said I learned at an early age, there's things that matter, and there's things that don't. So if you're waiting here for me to cry, I hate to disappoint you boy... but I won't.
Thu, 2-May-19 4:14 AM
(4 years ago)
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds... I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns...
Sun, 21-Apr-19 4:42 AM
(5 years ago)
I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow, and each road leads you where you wanna go. And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose...
Sun, 21-Apr-19 4:03 AM
(5 years ago)
***Too much for the man... He couldn't make it*** ***He said he's goin'... Goin' back to find***
Sun, 21-Apr-19 3:33 AM
(5 years ago)
I got a little change in my pocket, goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling... want to call you on the telephone baby, give you a ring... But each time I talk, I get the same 'ole thing...
Fri, 5-Apr-19 2:14 AM
(5 years ago)
I ain't as good as I once was... but I'm as good once as I ever was.
Tue, 2-Apr-19 12:45 AM
(5 years ago)
And by the way... by the way, what made you think you'd have it your way? And by the way... by the way, don't say I didn't warn you... That I'll always stay the same
Mon, 25-Mar-19 2:46 AM
(5 years ago)
Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wanna know the girl behind that pretty stare. Take me there.
Sat, 23-Mar-19 4:50 AM
(5 years ago)
How come all the pretty girls like you are taken, baby? I've been looking for someone like you to save me. Life's too easy to be so damn complicated. Take your time, and I'll be waitin'...
Sat, 23-Mar-19 4:36 AM
(5 years ago)
*Hayseed Dixie style* So much drama in LBC, it's kinda hard bein' 'ole Snoop-D-O-double G... But I, some how, some way, keep comin' up funky as shit nearly every single day...
Fri, 22-Feb-19 5:56 AM
(5 years ago)
Just saw an Aspirations Bank commercial. It's an enviro-tree hugging bank, says they are 100% petroleum free/enviro friendly banking system. They used a plastic ATM card. *facepalm*
Sun, 27-Jan-19 3:51 AM
(5 years ago)
kellybean's newest pic... Ohhhh Myyyyy!!!!!!! Love it KB!
Thu, 27-Dec-18 11:30 PM
(5 years ago)
Since when did NN turn from a really great community to a bunch of judgmental, hypocritical assholes?
Sun, 16-Dec-18 12:01 AM
(5 years ago)
In the immortal words of Red Foreman... You know why bad things happen to you? Because you're a dumbass.
Fri, 14-Dec-18 1:38 AM
(5 years ago)
My hair might be a little too long for your taste, my friend. My car might cost a little less than that suit you're wearing. I'm glad you've stumbled in here on your business trip...
Fri, 14-Dec-18 1:17 AM
(5 years ago)
There's a girl on channel 13, I know she's gonna fall in love with me. And I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow... or the next day. I drive a Mercedes Benz. Ive got a whole butt load of friends...
Thu, 6-Dec-18 1:11 AM
(5 years ago)
Pick up the phone, I'm always home... Call me any time. Just ring 36 24 36 hey(!)... I lead a life of crime
Sat, 1-Sep-18 3:15 AM
(5 years ago)
Welllll... I went down to the local arena, asked to see the manager man...
Mon, 27-Aug-18 7:16 AM
(5 years ago)
Justice is the one thing you should always find. You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line.
Mon, 25-Jun-18 5:24 AM
(5 years ago)
With all of these men lining up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair, yeah honey, I'm still a guy.
Mon, 25-Jun-18 5:14 AM
(5 years ago)
I'd like to see you out in the moonlight... I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks..... I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers... And I'd like to check you for ticks
Sat, 23-Dec-17 4:45 AM
(6 years ago)
Gather round and I will tell, the story of a Christmas bell... Who use to shine and chime and ring... And why they called him Ding-a-Ling
Tue, 31-Dec-13 2:47 AM
(10 years ago)