Rollersquirrel's Recent Statuses
Wed, 18-Mar-20 1:00 AM
(4 years ago)
Looks like I now have to lower the gang bang from 500 to less than 100. May as well just cancel it
Sun, 24-Nov-19 9:50 AM
(4 years ago)
Been pretty busy celebrating my cats birthday
Wed, 29-Aug-18 2:30 AM
(5 years ago)
Worst thing you've ever done because you were horny?
Fri, 2-Feb-18 12:21 AM
(6 years ago)
Fantasy couple for 3 some? You can't pick prince Phillip & the queen. Already taken.
Fri, 10-Nov-17 10:13 AM
(6 years ago)
There are way too many cocks in hotdog buns compared to donuts on cocks. If you want to seduce me slide a donut on it.
coldfish1,
flitterbee,
clittylicker,
mnply18,
Mr.Fin and 7 others, zencoach, Dickit_dastardly, Tceej, LookingforDave, miss_molly, cplhunter69 and luckyxphil2 like this
Fri, 6-Oct-17 10:23 AM
(6 years ago)
Ladies check your boobs while you're doing the ToF thing, breast cancer awareness month
Thu, 5-Oct-17 9:41 AM
(6 years ago)
Cocknotized.
Mon, 11-Sep-17 7:35 AM
(6 years ago)
I wish a guy would chase after me like these fucking magpies do
Sun, 11-Jun-17 12:02 PM
(6 years ago)
convfefe under Clittys desk, this could take awhile
Sat, 3-Jun-17 10:43 AM
(6 years ago)
Would you rather have to wear someone else's undies or use their tooth brush?
Mon, 29-May-17 12:16 PM
(6 years ago)
Vacuuming
Wed, 10-May-17 5:49 AM
(6 years ago)
I'm dead which means I can't answer any messages at this time
Tue, 18-Apr-17 4:43 AM
(7 years ago)
Two pics to verify? I can't find the thing with all the rules
Thu, 23-Mar-17 5:34 AM
(7 years ago)
What celebs do you think are on here? Warnie pm me please
Thu, 16-Mar-17 3:45 AM
(7 years ago)
My hobbies include taking lots of photos of my cat and pretending I don't take lots of photos of my cat
Fri, 3-Mar-17 5:17 AM
(7 years ago)
Inspirational, motivational books, movies, people? I love these sort of things (especially sports) recommendations?
Mon, 13-Feb-17 10:50 AM
(7 years ago)
I tried to go to the live cams but all it did was send me to another site? Like no nn members.? Is that all it is or is it because I'm on mobile viewing? Anyone? Don't go jumping to conclusions why I'
Sat, 11-Feb-17 6:52 AM
(7 years ago)
Fuck Christian grey, I've got a foam roller
Fri, 10-Feb-17 6:19 AM
(7 years ago)
What would you rather be a woman with a penis or a man with a vagina?
Tue, 20-Dec-16 11:35 AM
(7 years ago)
My favourite kind of pics? The ones where I can see what sorta stuff you've got in your house. There should be a category for that.
Mon, 19-Dec-16 9:50 AM
(7 years ago)
I've realised marriage is nothing more than a piece of paper and standing really close to your partner in Kmart so you can blame them for the fart
Tue, 13-Dec-16 10:56 AM
(7 years ago)
Doesn't anyone care to even asl anymore? This world is fucked
Mon, 5-Dec-16 4:27 AM
(7 years ago)
What is your masturbation heartrate? Don't act like you haven't checked it before
Sun, 4-Dec-16 11:25 AM
(7 years ago)
Can anyone else see the invisible guy in these photos cause I swear it's all just delicious snacks??
Tue, 15-Nov-16 11:15 AM
(7 years ago)
What's your best sex related injury?
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