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	mmmMan

Sat, 11-Jul-15 4:49 AM (8 years ago)

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what is the word peoples?!

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	heydidyagrabmyass

"legs" now spread the word

(8 years ago)

	heydidyagrabmyass

damn rock I see U beat me to that line

(8 years ago)

	steelrat60

I was first.....

(8 years ago)

	heydidyagrabmyass

yea U were my brotha

(8 years ago)

	rockhard_one3214

Yes I did, heydidya.

(8 years ago)

	mmmMan

Fri, 13-Feb-15 3:01 PM (9 years ago)

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what is the good word?

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	MarkandLacey

Dammit! Now Pad has more points than me.

(9 years ago)

	ThePadrino

Then they can fly?

(9 years ago)

	ThePadrino

No worries Mark, I'll give you what you need to make it to Cleveland.

(9 years ago)

	cute_cpl

iwannataplixass

(9 years ago)

	licksipsuckit

now thats worth a point! and a lick *lix*

(9 years ago)

	mmmMan

Sat, 27-Sep-14 2:31 PM (9 years ago)

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thinking about the idea of a third party or a bull. thoughts?

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	lynskey

*waits patiently,note book and pencil quivering*

(9 years ago)

	boobsnbunz

lol

(9 years ago)

	TopCat57

*idly wonders if third party means the entire lib dems*........

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

or fire and theft............

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

*laughs*

(9 years ago)

	mmmMan

Fri, 12-Sep-14 4:40 PM (9 years ago)

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sloppy seconds anyone.... i'm just reheating leftovers.... oh, you didn't think!!!!

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	lynskey

er...............yep

(9 years ago)

	bushofireee

:O! ...lovely profile pic

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

er.......................yep it is

(9 years ago)

	mmmMan

you like your wet or dripping?? ... mashed potatoes, do you like gravy?!!! lol

(9 years ago)

	boobsnbunz

lol

(9 years ago)

	mmmMan

Tue, 5-Nov-13 1:37 AM (10 years ago)

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anyone actually step on a rake and have it hit them in the face?

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	mmmMan

good, i think that might be painful

(10 years ago)

	fults

sideshow bob in the simpsons

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

poor poor fella

(10 years ago)

	OldTroubador

I stuck my hand in a lawn mower once, cut off a finger. Does that count?

(10 years ago)

	Bendalong

i talked my brother into trying it...yep, hit him in the face.

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Mon, 16-Sep-13 1:12 PM (10 years ago)

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walks in, sits in middle of room, slurps empty drink loudly...

	mmmMan

Sat, 14-Sep-13 7:36 PM (10 years ago)

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has anyone tried the shock top pumpkin ale?! pretty tasty!

	TexAngel

I like shock top and everything's better with pumpkin! I'm going to have to find it.

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

you should!! makes fall feel more.... pumkin-ee!??! I'm really looking forward to fall

(10 years ago)

	bound_sighs

I had it a while back at the beer, bourbon and bbq fest. Unfortunately, I'm not a pumpkin flavored anything lover so didn't care for. But my gf was loving it! xo

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Sat, 7-Sep-13 6:24 PM (10 years ago)

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would you rather choke the monkey or flog the dolphin?

	rockhard6isback

Flog the monkey and choke the dolphin

(10 years ago)

	Drippingcock

or bash the bishop....

(10 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

I'm dolphin safe...just sayin.

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Sat, 7-Sep-13 6:07 PM (10 years ago)

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according to the login screen, local housewives need cock...

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	mmmMan

I didn't believe that a housewife would be NEEDING any cock... but go on about this not being a housewife bound_sighs!!! LOL

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

I was thinking more like, local housewives need day out or need nap!

(10 years ago)

	bound_sighs

Whaaaaa? xo

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

M and L, because of her attitude or the way she was dressed?!

(10 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Lacey is on the front screen...we've been apart for a few days so I know she's craving some fun.

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Wed, 4-Sep-13 12:26 PM (10 years ago)

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don't think i'm going to look when i back up anymore...

	mmmMan

Wed, 4-Sep-13 12:16 PM (10 years ago)

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Love the new better than craigslist ad!

	mmmMan

Sat, 31-Aug-13 1:37 PM (10 years ago)

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So...what's up with the new porn ads at the sign in page??

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	mmmMan

"Hey Baby, wanna open my cock? Be careful, it might be fizzy!"

(10 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Vaginas with silly string shooting out of them scare me...

(10 years ago)

	MieleGattina-OLD

It'll be okay, as long as you don't shake it up first!

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

LOL! Thanks for the laughs, peace peoples!!

(10 years ago)

	fantasm

MarkandLacey have it right. As a porn site, we really haven't performed up to prevailing standards. NN brought in some outside tutors to help us up our game.

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Wed, 28-Aug-13 4:11 AM (10 years ago)

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the Duke or Chuck Norris

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	dodoo

thats just gay

(10 years ago)

	Firedancer69

The duke

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

sounded better in my head, but now that i read it.... sorry to offend anyone who may be offended... suck it up

(10 years ago)

	dodoo

the duke = john wayne right

(10 years ago)

	winky_da_moose

stand by your status's be a man...

LOL

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Wed, 28-Aug-13 3:37 AM (10 years ago)

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can't tell if it's more boredom, tiredness, or horniness.....

	mmmMan

Tue, 27-Aug-13 1:58 AM (10 years ago)

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trapped in a room with a laptop and no extra power... what would you do?

surfsup88 likes this

	Italianguy91

can you go on the internet?

(10 years ago)

	lennynatural

Use it to (1) order a pizza and beer, (2) alert the authorities to come and rescue me (3) perv until the pizza, beer and rescue squad arrives.

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

thanks

(10 years ago)

	dog_tired

soudns good lenny

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Sun, 25-Aug-13 6:13 PM (10 years ago)

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what about a sock in the pants?!!?

	lennynatural

Is your foot in your pants?

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Sun, 25-Aug-13 6:06 PM (10 years ago)

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can i just say, nn is awesome

	Jubbley

at times

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

ok... nn is pretty cool some of the time...

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Mon, 19-Aug-13 4:13 PM (10 years ago)

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what goes up

	gatorguy82

...must cum

(10 years ago)

	VeranoAzul

...never goes down...

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Mon, 19-Aug-13 1:43 PM (10 years ago)

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flip flop flee, all the nn people falling from the tree

	mmmMan

just realized my profile pic looks a little.... ah... blurry!

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

Mon, 19-Aug-13 12:58 AM (10 years ago)

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cause it's your dog!

	Jubbley

?

(10 years ago)

	mmmMan

old movie reference... something about peanut butter and it's ok cause....

(10 years ago)