XXXEyeCandy's Recent Statuses
Fri, 1-Apr-16 11:44 AM
(8 years ago)
Just letting my friends know that I've been given orders from the government to join a convent by Noon today. It's been a slice everyone.
Fri, 25-Mar-16 1:09 PM
(8 years ago)
Happy Bad Friday, sexy NN. xxx
Thu, 17-Mar-16 4:07 AM
(8 years ago)
Raising a smart cocktail to all you Irish folk. Slainte!
Wed, 9-Mar-16 6:44 PM
(8 years ago)
RIP George Martin. Thank you for your genius and introducing the world to some of the greatest music of all time.
Wed, 9-Mar-16 1:00 AM
(8 years ago)
Ladies, happy International Women's Day.
Swing by my blog for an interesting quiz.
Sun, 28-Feb-16 10:20 PM
(8 years ago)
Hey Oscar, pass the popcorn please.
Sat, 27-Feb-16 7:03 PM
(8 years ago)
Ashley Graham makes the cover of the Swimsuit Issue. Bravo, Sports Illustrated!
amancalledpony,
RoxanneS,
happyhumper69,
BuxomXhunter,
Edward_Nigma and 7 others, shy_professor, Knockout_curves, bOObzman, msyd, *sorcha*, Heavy Chevy and Snowhite05 like this
Mon, 15-Feb-16 4:00 PM
(8 years ago)
What gets you off....to sleep?
Sun, 14-Feb-16 4:03 PM
(8 years ago)
Spreading the love, sexy NN. Sending you all a valentine. xxx
Fri, 12-Feb-16 10:33 PM
(8 years ago)
I wonder.....what the NBA players on the All Star 2016 team are like when they're away from their sport.....
Tue, 9-Feb-16 12:20 AM
(8 years ago)
'With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs'. James Thurber
Sat, 6-Feb-16 9:13 PM
(8 years ago)
You know you're bored when you put your cat's pic on your driver's licence to see if anyone notices. lol
Fri, 5-Feb-16 10:16 PM
(8 years ago)
Your Starbucks order says everything about who you are. Just sayin'.
Tue, 2-Feb-16 2:19 PM
(8 years ago)
Happy Birthday, Fred. Said Wilma.
Mon, 1-Feb-16 5:57 PM
(8 years ago)
'The standard you walk past is the standard you're prepared to accept.' Chief of Army, Lieutenant General David Morrison, Australia's Man of the Year.
Sun, 31-Jan-16 7:44 PM
(8 years ago)
Ahhhh Sunday. A day of rest.... or a day of.....?
Wed, 27-Jan-16 9:09 PM
(8 years ago)
You know you're lost all faith in your electronics when you've gone back to using an old school paper calendar. lol
Sat, 23-Jan-16 11:16 PM
(8 years ago)
Today I witnessed a standoff between a Furry and a scotty dog. And I'm not sure which side won. Identity crisis? lol
Fri, 22-Jan-16 10:56 PM
(8 years ago)
Be safe, my sexy snowbound friends.
Tue, 19-Jan-16 1:18 AM
(8 years ago)
R.I.P., Glenn Frey.
. May that peaceful, easy feeling stay with you.
OldTroubador,
MarkandLacey,
Dreamingof_U,
Pow_Er_Man_P3,
thigh_wedge and 11 others, msyd, heydidyagrabmyass, im_hard, 14oral, nickey69, steelrat60, JaquL8, lynskey, curiousAdam, BlindMelon and dodger like this
Mon, 18-Jan-16 12:01 AM
(8 years ago)
K, I've cracked 900.
. Does this mean I'm ready for Narcissists Anonymous? lol
Fri, 15-Jan-16 4:05 PM
(8 years ago)
Busy shining turds today. It's thankless work. lol
Fri, 15-Jan-16 3:51 AM
(8 years ago)
Time for a little orgasmic Pink Floyd. New voice greeting.
Wed, 13-Jan-16 12:30 AM
(8 years ago)
So Jerry Hall is engaged to 89-yr old Rupert Murdoch. WTF? Somebody must be low on cash. lol
Sun, 10-Jan-16 11:18 PM
(8 years ago)
My god, I love Ricky Gervais. Can't wait to see who he skewers tonight. lol
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