coffeejunky25's Recent Statuses
Tue, 29-Jun-21 9:27 PM
(2 years ago)
masturbation gets lonely lol
Fri, 18-Jun-21 3:01 AM
(2 years ago)
Anyone wanna join me on cam?
Thu, 20-May-21 12:53 PM
(2 years ago)
So after 10+ years I finally got a bike again to relearn since my accident... this is either going to suck ass or be amazing ill be honest I'm scared shitless lmao
Thu, 20-May-21 12:29 AM
(2 years ago)
The more I masturbate on can the more I remember why I love it
Mon, 26-Apr-21 7:09 PM
(3 years ago)
Being at work horny as all hell fucking sucks... so I fucking left lmao thank goodness I can leave when ever I want to
Fri, 16-Apr-21 11:31 PM
(3 years ago)
Why is it so hard to find a woman in Kansas that will spoon naked with me lol
Thu, 8-Apr-21 2:17 AM
(3 years ago)
Never masturbate while you're extremely tired... you might fall asleep with your dick in your hand... I know because I just took an unwanted nap
Thu, 25-Mar-21 3:54 PM
(3 years ago)
So another year has come and gone with no birthday sexy time
Wed, 17-Mar-21 8:27 AM
(3 years ago)
I need to find a woman in Kansas (not Dorothy) so I can finally have birthday sex lol
Fri, 12-Mar-21 1:56 PM
(3 years ago)
Ssooo i think my neighbor seen me molesting myself this morning....
Wed, 3-Mar-21 5:13 AM
(3 years ago)
It's lonely being naked in a chair with your dick in your hand lol
Sun, 24-Jan-21 11:21 PM
(3 years ago)
Kansas can suck a big ol dick.... finally got my parts in to fix my car and boom is going to dump almost a foot a snow so they say
Tue, 24-Nov-20 6:25 PM
(3 years ago)
Nothing like being elbows deep in grease and oil from a vehicle and upper balls or nose itch
Mon, 23-Nov-20 2:57 PM
(3 years ago)
Nope, good ol Ford...
Mon, 23-Nov-20 5:29 AM
(3 years ago)
I hate my damn truck... fixed one thing on it and 200 other things go wrong
Wed, 29-Jan-20 10:04 PM
(4 years ago)
I really wanna make a porn... just the idea is fucking exciting
Sun, 26-Jan-20 1:28 AM
(4 years ago)
sitting around naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos playing Nintendo
Thu, 23-Jan-20 10:02 PM
(4 years ago)
im amassed my dick hasent called the cops because of how much I abuse it
Mon, 20-Jan-20 10:24 PM
(4 years ago)
fuck you Kansas, I need to find a place that's 70ish year round
Tue, 31-Dec-19 9:42 AM
(4 years ago)
I would love to taste a nice juicy pussy and make it squirt in my mouth
Tue, 8-Oct-19 4:36 PM
(4 years ago)
so I've been extremely horny lately... and it's the high aggressive horny where i want to take it out on there next person i fuck
Thu, 26-Sep-19 9:59 PM
(4 years ago)
gotta love being at work for so far 7 hours and you're sitting outside because everything that needs to work is shut down
Wed, 18-Sep-19 2:25 AM
(4 years ago)
i need to find a woman in Kansas that can keep my cock company
Thu, 5-Sep-19 2:40 PM
(4 years ago)
metal in the morning makes for an amazing day esp. when it's deathmetal and you work with fucking morons
Wed, 28-Aug-19 8:29 PM
(4 years ago)
Kansas sucks so damn bad