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He said his name was James, but I think he was lying, lol
(363 days ago)
*thinks of the many requests she’s seen for fucking bananas, cucumbers, etc…. I’ll have one apple pie please
(363 days ago)
^hot apple pie, fixed it for ya
(363 days ago)
A male can fuck those things. He can also put his penis in a banana peel. Have some imagination! And again, American pie.
(363 days ago)
Don’t yuck someone else’s yum! Tsk tsk
(363 days ago)
I've put my dick in a rather ripe banana that I heated in the microwave. It was a fucking mess when I was done!
(363 days ago)
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heated, cut a slit and the whole thing basically exploded while trying to put my dick in the slit I made. It was epic failure, but didn't feel to bad!
(363 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I tried a large grapefruit once. I'm still banned from that supermarket though.
(363 days ago)
