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	Jersey__Girl

Sun, 7-Jan-24 11:27 PM (119 days ago)

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Only 53 days until you know who arrives. Good thing I finally stopped coughing. 🥴

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	MitchandDaisy

I...I don't know!

(119 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

You're joking, right? Just in case you're not joking, His name begins with an R and ends with an -er.

(119 days ago)

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	Wodja

Santy Claws 'as bean all ready

(119 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

He skipped my house this year, Wodes. Sigh.

(119 days ago)

	Wodja

Rudolf-er [starts wiv a r n ends wiv a -er

] shit on me roof, so i shot the bastid

(119 days ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

Hope the 53 days fly by JG

(119 days ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

Thank you, Mitch. Somehow they always go faster when we're together then when we're apart.

(119 days ago)

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	flitterbee

no idea who you could possibly be talking about JG 🙄🤣

(119 days ago)

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	theroyalcouple

Rooter!

(119 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

Oh, you tease, flit.

Rooter, trc?

(117 days ago)

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	flitterbee

what a person is called when ya root someone, have sex, fuck them, it must be an aussie term

(117 days ago)

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	Wodja

Rooter - Noun:- synonym: 'Passion fingers' one who roots things.. past tents: Rooted or broken. Bob had a job, he rooted everything he touched he became known as bob the rooter.

(117 days ago)

	theroyalcouple

The one doing the rooting? Root is slang for intercourse. It's funny when people say "I'm rooting for you". Like, why would anyone have a fuck for me?

(117 days ago)

	Wodja

Rooter, noun, a job or hobby, a rooter takes plant cuttings for the purpoise of ''rooting'' the cutting, hence A Rooter.

(117 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

This proves that we are nations separated by a common language. In the US root means cheering for a team or what a baby does when she wants to nurse or what a plumber does to a drain.

(116 days ago)

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	Wodja

yeah an y'all pronounce things wrong too

(116 days ago)

	lennynatural

But we know enough not to put *eet root on our McYummies!

(116 days ago)

	lennynatural

Put a B in place of the *, apparently it's a naughty word to the censor bot.

(116 days ago)

	Wodja

a real berger has beat troot McYummies is fuct inda head and does put beat troot on bergers in AU becoose thats a real fekin berger

(116 days ago)