patchandwheels's Recent Statuses
Sun, 28-Apr-24 1:02 AM
(7 hours ago)
Seems like a "get drunk and play naughty" kind of night, doesn't it?
Sat, 20-Jan-24 2:57 PM
(98 days ago)
Seems like some "drink-bourbon-and-take-naughty-pics" weather around here!
Thu, 8-Jun-23 1:14 AM
(325 days ago)
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Fri, 5-May-23 11:38 PM
(358 days ago)
I'm going to have sex with five different men today. I'm calling it "Cinco de Guy-o".
Sat, 24-Oct-20 1:24 AM
(3 years ago)
Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?
Sat, 15-Aug-20 1:14 AM
(3 years ago)
I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.”
Sat, 8-Sep-18 12:43 AM
(5 years ago)
Hubby says the word of the day is...."snapperdoodle"!
Sun, 15-Jul-18 12:52 AM
(5 years ago)
Photo session is about to begin....any suggestions for pics??? I love dressing up for you....
Sat, 23-Jun-18 1:59 AM
(5 years ago)
Ok so "Plinko" but instead of cash you get your balls licked...yay or nay?
Sun, 6-May-18 2:18 AM
(5 years ago)
It's on like Donkey Kong! Whatever "it" is...
Sun, 25-Mar-18 1:10 AM
(6 years ago)
"I'm gonna go home and look at my vagina in a hand mirror" Date Night
Mon, 21-Aug-17 12:30 AM
(6 years ago)
It's hot and I'm horny...
Sun, 23-Jul-17 12:27 AM
(6 years ago)
Sun, 16-Jul-17 2:03 AM
(6 years ago)
Oh dang, I forgot to put clothes on. What should I wear tonight, boys and girls?
Sun, 2-Jul-17 12:26 AM
(6 years ago)
Hmmm....what fit's in here?
Sun, 18-Jun-17 1:28 AM
(6 years ago)
Skin-tight neon dress (no panties). Check. Slutty heels. Check. Drink in hand and horny. Check. What next....?
Sun, 4-Jun-17 2:10 AM
(6 years ago)
Let's play a game of "would you lick?"....
Sun, 7-May-17 3:12 AM
(6 years ago)
Just posted really dirty pics! Is that allowed?
Sun, 7-May-17 1:34 AM
(6 years ago)
What should I let hubby do to me tonight?
Sun, 16-Apr-17 1:26 AM
(7 years ago)
Listening to Disturbed and taking dirty pics! That's a good Saturday night...
Sun, 26-Feb-17 1:37 AM
(7 years ago)
"If I want a decent blowjob I'm just gonna have to do it myself!"
Sun, 29-Jan-17 1:24 AM
(7 years ago)
I need suggestions or inspirations for sexy pics! I love to please!
Sun, 4-Dec-16 3:22 AM
(7 years ago)
I think Santa is cumming soon!
Sat, 3-Dec-16 10:06 PM
(7 years ago)
(singing) It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this....
Sun, 23-Oct-16 2:34 AM
(7 years ago)
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