Sir_Pumpy's Recent Statuses
Sat, 28-Jan-23 8:01 AM
(1 year ago)
Some incredibly sexy pics shared lately and Aussie girls are perfection!
Sun, 2-May-21 1:41 PM
(2 years ago)
nearly bedtime, cold, thunder and rain... Hell yeah I danced nekkid in it !
Sat, 1-May-21 2:11 AM
(2 years ago)
A Beeeeeeutiful day to be NEKKID!
Thu, 29-Apr-21 2:15 AM
(3 years ago)
Quick shower and SUNSHINE!
Wed, 28-Apr-21 12:34 PM
(3 years ago)
all sweaty and tired, ready for my shower
Wed, 25-Sep-19 8:19 AM
(4 years ago)
Wearing shorts to appease the Summer Goddess
Mon, 9-Sep-19 2:45 PM
(4 years ago)
Tuesday officially and Spring has sprung! Nekkid time...........
Sun, 4-Aug-19 11:18 PM
(4 years ago)
Monday Mornings suck..... A community service announcement.
Wed, 31-Jul-19 1:06 AM
(4 years ago)
Enjoyed updating my blog with a stolen quiz lol
Tue, 30-Jul-19 11:49 PM
(4 years ago)
Happy Happy Hump day, Happy Happy Happy Happy!
Thu, 18-Jul-19 12:09 AM
(4 years ago)
"It's gonna be a Bright, Briiiight sunshiney daaaay"
Thu, 11-Jul-19 8:04 AM
(4 years ago)
Mid winter, Miserable rainy and windy, IN the house though its a balmy 28c (84 freedom inches) and I say SCREW the power bill!
Fri, 5-Jul-19 9:26 AM
(4 years ago)
Aussie Phrase of the day: No Wucka’s, Short for No Wucken Furries. Means No (Fucken) Worries, Alt: She's Apples or She'll be right mate. EG: sorry mate, burnt your snag! Reply No Wuckers mate.
Sat, 15-Jun-19 11:37 PM
(4 years ago)
Aussie Phrase of the day: Piss fat, An erection generated by the need to Piss. EG, Strewth I had a throbbing Piss Fat this morning you could crack fleas on!
Thu, 13-Jun-19 7:09 AM
(4 years ago)
Aussie word of the day: Flannie, Term for Flannel cotton. Flannie Shirt aka Cousin humper shirt or Flannies plural meaning Pajama's. EG; Shelia's in Flannies always make me crack a fat!
Thu, 13-Jun-19 12:07 AM
(4 years ago)
I could cut glass with my nipples about now.......
Wed, 12-Jun-19 9:52 AM
(4 years ago)
Aussie word of the day: Deadset. meaning true or absolutely true EG The new boss is a deadset arsehole. Or Flitterbee's Arse is deadset one of the hottest on Newbie Nudes.
Tue, 11-Jun-19 6:32 AM
(4 years ago)
Aussie Expression of the Day: Fuck a Duck, Exclamation EG; Fuck a duck that was close! or Fuck a duck did you see her Bewbs!
Mon, 10-Jun-19 10:03 AM
(4 years ago)
Aussie Word of the Day: Strine, Older word for Aussie Slang. 'Australian' said in a lazy fashion through the nose or nasally EG Ostrine Abbreviated to Strine. Not in common use anymore.
Sun, 9-Jun-19 12:14 AM
(4 years ago)
Aussie Word of the Day: Dunny (Phon) Toilet, usually outside but not limited to AKA Outhouse. FARK! the smell in the dunny would kill a brown dog or. Yeah mate, She bangs like a dunny door inna storm!
Wed, 5-Jun-19 11:39 PM
(4 years ago)
Norks! (Phonetic) Aussie Word for Breasts aka Bewbs EG Fark thats a grouse set of Norks, FWOAR!
Tue, 4-Jun-19 8:36 AM
(4 years ago)
FWOAR! (Pron FFFF-WAR) Aussie statement of appreciation EG Fwoar! check out the bewbs on that sheila! FWOAR!
Mon, 3-Jun-19 11:38 PM
(4 years ago)
Damnit, Ice on the car this morning...........
Mon, 3-Jun-19 1:20 PM
(4 years ago)
Flattery IS messaging a guy just to say youve been masturbating to his Voice greeting.... Giddy YUP!
Mon, 3-Jun-19 10:20 AM
(4 years ago)
Yes I have a new Voice greeting
No the old one is gone.
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