Djohnst80's Recent Statuses
Thu, 15-Aug-19 12:25 PM
(4 years ago)
Cleaned bathroom floor to ceiling now all i can taste is bleach ..... yuck
Tue, 16-Jul-19 5:21 AM
(4 years ago)
Bit slow in here this morning
Sun, 14-Jul-19 4:23 PM
(4 years ago)
Oops bit embarrasing , was lookin on here whilst in the car , got out to go to shop and then realised had a semi , got strange look from a woman
Sun, 7-Jul-19 7:51 AM
(4 years ago)
Thu, 30-May-19 9:15 PM
(4 years ago)
Just patting the cobra
Sun, 26-May-19 5:54 AM
(4 years ago)
Mornin all , been a while , just thought i would check out all the flesh on a beautiful sunday mornin
Mon, 14-Jan-19 3:28 PM
(5 years ago)
just wanna hibernate till june wiv a very sexy lady
Sun, 13-Jan-19 10:58 AM
(5 years ago)
The wood is strong this morning
Sun, 24-Jun-18 9:28 PM
(5 years ago)
Been reading erotic literature for last 4 weeks on a well known site , some great stories but the grammar ! .... Mr floppy at some of the atrocities to English language
Sat, 2-Jun-18 8:43 PM
(5 years ago)
Tets
Sat, 12-May-18 4:38 AM
(6 years ago)
Searched for women in UK between 18 - 50 and all it showed me was transgender guys , search engine must think i sway that way ... outrageous
Thu, 3-May-18 9:44 PM
(6 years ago)
Better go , some wierd peeps in here tonight prob have nightmares now
enjoy
Tue, 1-May-18 4:38 AM
(6 years ago)
WTF !! I cant view photos on peoples profiles now , could tuther day
Mon, 30-Apr-18 1:14 PM
(6 years ago)
Frickin rain rain rain rain rain rain rain , then frickin cows gotta lot to answer for !!
Sun, 29-Apr-18 11:42 AM
(6 years ago)
Oh my days it slow here today , got status' here from 10 years ago
Sat, 28-Apr-18 12:02 PM
(6 years ago)
Never understood the ATM fetish .... how can withdrawing money from a machine be sexually gratifying?
Sat, 28-Apr-18 10:53 AM
(6 years ago)
Test
Sat, 28-Apr-18 9:33 AM
(6 years ago)
Where is the emoji list ?
Fri, 27-Apr-18 11:08 PM
(6 years ago)
Enuf about fisting , whats wiv all this bondage , fancy knots etc , fucked if u get cramp all of a sudden
Tue, 24-Apr-18 8:57 PM
(6 years ago)
Was gonna do my first pic donned in a deer skin but the fucker aint dead yet , ran it over 3 hrs ago
Sun, 22-Apr-18 9:55 PM
(6 years ago)
Why do i always end up back here ?
Sun, 22-Apr-18 8:34 AM
(6 years ago)
Is there a yoga pants / leggings section on here