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Tue, 1-Sep-15 7:29 AM (8 years ago)
Nobody's hired me yet, so I'm going to emphasize my strengths. "Recent college grad, flexible, with what I'm told is an incredible rack". At least I'll stand out
Thu, 9-Oct-14 8:48 PM (9 years ago)
Wandering a foreign country alone. First objective? Finding WiFi so I can sext properly.
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Tue, 7-Oct-14 11:50 PM (9 years ago)
Today I went to Hogwarts. And drank butter beer. Amongst Muggles.
LoverGirl, you rock! MrCoverYou, I did ride Forbidden Journey. Loved it! Fierce, you have to come with me next time!
(9 years ago)
Tue, 16-Sep-14 1:08 AM (9 years ago)
What is the point of a party school that has a dry campus? All I want to do is slip some booze in my beverage during a night class and not suffer any consequences.
Wed, 18-Dec-13 7:16 AM (10 years ago)
my out of state journey yielded no presents and approximately $200 worth of alcohol.
Mon, 14-Oct-13 11:00 AM (10 years ago)
I've gone commando 5 days in a row. new personal best!
Sun, 6-Oct-13 4:18 PM (10 years ago)
the verdict is in: he fell asleep; I suck at phone sex :/ *sigh*
Fudgeman23 likes this
Coming to see me? Lol. Just tell me what to have ready for you
(10 years ago)
Sat, 21-Sep-13 1:06 AM (10 years ago)
at this place, happy hour is 25 hours a day. some things aren't meant to be understood.
steelrat60 and Fierceboy like this
Sun, 15-Sep-13 9:19 AM (10 years ago)
the horror movie I watched really wasn't that scary. so why can't I fall asleep?
I don't like horror movies...can't understand why people like being scared!?
(10 years ago)
the day I watch a horror movie featuring spiders is the day I decide I don't need to sleep again, ever.
(10 years ago)
I would very much welcome protection I have a fireplace! and beer!
(10 years ago)
Wed, 11-Sep-13 1:49 AM (10 years ago)
days like today are the reason I'm grateful I made the choice to attend a party school.
DreamSurferSunsets likes this
they were out all over today... gotta love school back in session and a heatwave........
(10 years ago)
whaattt?!! you mean the rest of the week is supposed to be like this?! *sigh* my school better get ready for some indecent exposure.
(10 years ago)
poor Fierce you should transfer here. I could use the eye candy *kisses*
(10 years ago)
Mon, 8-Apr-13 7:29 PM (11 years ago)
was starting to rethink this day drinking thing. but now I have a valid reason to avoid taking my hypochondriac co-worker's shift.
Wed, 3-Apr-13 11:44 PM (11 years ago)
new phone is here! which means high resolution sexting photos!!
Thu, 14-Feb-13 3:51 AM (11 years ago)
whoever is setting off fireworks right underneath my window in the middle of the afternoon better knock it off. some people are trying to sleep.
Thu, 31-Jan-13 7:49 AM (11 years ago)
apparently, I am too old to walk around my own domicile without pants on. when the fuck did THAT happen?
wow you can come walk around here with nothing on anytime ya want to
(11 years ago)
Wed, 26-Dec-12 10:31 AM (11 years ago)
Can't sleep. Masturbated. Got off 3 times. Drinking Malbec. Currently wasted. Sunrise in another hour. Fuck.
Fri, 23-Nov-12 9:20 AM (11 years ago)
I'm currently suffering from a bruise on a very specific part of my anatomy.
Sat, 20-Oct-12 5:01 AM (11 years ago)
I'm the birthday girl and there is only one thing I want
fowler2 and 12gaugefan like this
Tue, 16-Oct-12 2:33 AM (11 years ago)
went into the bathroom stall at school during my obscenely long class to take nude pics and I overheard some girl in another stall having phone sex
aernvern48 and mnaquarius like this
Fri, 13-Jan-12 12:00 AM (12 years ago)
I'm back & I've got a digi cam! Excited? I know I am!
averagederbyguy and hoodisback like this
Tue, 14-Jun-11 8:14 AM (12 years ago)
somebody called me the Puerto Rican Jessica Rabbit. I'm not Puerto Rican but I am flattered!
BigDuckFan and tabletop99uk like this
Tue, 10-May-11 4:06 AM (13 years ago)
really feel like making out right now. *pout*
amateur_lover290 and stickguy8 like this
me too, but wife is asleep already get back to us if you want to chat on YIM sometime
(13 years ago)
Sun, 3-Apr-11 5:19 AM (13 years ago)
my panties would be slightly moist now, if I were wearing any
hah you tease!!!!!! that's awesome are you braless as well, please say YES!!!
(13 years ago)