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	PhallicSupermacyOne

Tue, 19-Apr-22 9:10 PM (2 years ago)

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Wondering what is the best Male Masturbation device there is out there???

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	MrsTrellis

Are you ambidextrous?

(2 years ago)

TopCat57, MissAshlee, Laphroaigh and PhallicSupermacyOne like this

	Gessexold79

A prostitute's severed hand? 🤔

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

^ Sick, sick man! : D

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Warm apple pie?

(2 years ago)

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	whipman-uk

- - as above - -

(2 years ago)

	Gessexold79

Well I can only speak for myself of course

(2 years ago)

	MissAshlee

someone get essex an android stat

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

What did you do with the rest of..........never mind; D

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I first read your name as PhallicSupremacy and thought you should be advising us lol.

(2 years ago)

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	Gessexold79

Do not Google what became of Antoinette Mooseneck.

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

I've never actually found one that I like for me. My right hand is fine

(2 years ago)

	Gessexold79

Get an amorose octopus a set of silk gloves. Life changer

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Jeebus, Essex....you just keep on....getting sicker; D

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I think mittens might fit better.

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Sounds like a waste of money

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

A woman. Hand jobs can be very nice.

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Just like your thermometer if you don't use it.

(2 years ago)

	MissAshlee

omg

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

Then is so so true of course.....

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

Rectal thermometers are used for animals, sure you didn't buy yours from pets at home, Raven?

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

The Heat is on....

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

Well he is a raven...

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

^: D

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

What do you do with a bird, shove it under their wing?

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Nope TC..It's just new tech, like I think that there is one that you can stick in your ear

(2 years ago)

	EmuLater

New tech... where you been hiding?

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

It's not new tech, it's outdated ancient tech, vets use them daily, see above, I had my temp taken in hospital with an ear thermometer all week

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

New tech is not always better than yeasterdays

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

Dear god....

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Are we talking about yesterday, yeast, or Easter?

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

I had a ct scan this week, in the olden days they tied a doctor to a dustbin and he rotated around the patient's body.: D..

(2 years ago)

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	MissAshlee

oh my god lolol

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

A TC scan!

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Haha nice one Lenny: D

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

yeah, every now and then..........

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Example.. I have two blood pressure momitors.They One a wrist one. One a upper arm one.

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

what's a mometer? where they handed down?

(2 years ago)

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	MissAshlee

i have one in my watch

(2 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I remember reading about the first CT scanner. Incredible technology at the time.

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

I also have one in my watch, I had my vitals taken every 4 hours day and night, , I checked my watch one against the hospital one, mine wasn't far off, but it was off

(2 years ago)

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	ALWhite75

Your right hand, unless you are a leftie.

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

whereas the pulse meter in my watch was pretty accurate

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

The new arm one is a nuisance to fit. The wrist one I have had for about 10 years is simple.to fit. Bothoh give the same results ant the same time.

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

*Both

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

And do you know how to interpret the readings? Systolic and diastolic numbers?

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

Yes. With me its the disp reading that can go high.

(2 years ago)

	Jacknjenny

An oldie, it makes two of your fingers vibrate. I've called it the No Jerk Jerk®, just kinda hold it there, wait a bit, kablooey.

(2 years ago)

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	GottaBeMe

^^looks dangerous!

(2 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Wonders if anyone has tried a Vacuum cleaner with an adapted nozzle

(2 years ago)

	MissAshlee

"electric penis vacuum pump"

(2 years ago)

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	Laphroaigh

well.. my brain is damn good as a device

(2 years ago)

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	Laphroaigh

and looking at previous comments..no gore questions allowed...

(2 years ago)

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	bluebayour6

Just don't let the cat out of the bag and let the ladies know that their Magic Wands work on guys too! Did I say that out loud?

(2 years ago)

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	Looking233

Hand...rosey...jack...a big mouth bitch...cleavage...etc..

(2 years ago)