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	jizzcola

Sat, 27-Aug-22 9:07 AM (1 year ago)

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<insert dirty limericks here>

	Relaxer

There was a young man from Cantabria, who liked to to lick his girl's labia, but one day he sucked and then he was fucked, his lips grew twenty times flabbier

(1 year ago)

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	theroyalcouple

There once was a hooker called Mel. Who's vagina really did smell. Her pussy was hairy and looked really scary, it was crack that she just couldn't sell!

(1 year ago)

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	spunky4u

There was a young lady from Brighton Who had an incredibly tight 'un "Heavens Above! It fits like a glove" "Oh! you ain't put it in the right 'un!" [link removed]

(1 year ago)

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	spunky4u

There once was a man from Cape Horn, who wished he never was born. And he wouldn't have been if his father had seen that the top of the rubber was torn.

(1 year ago)

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	Jagged_Edges

There once was a man from Iraq Who had holes down the length of his c**k When he got an erection It'd play a selection From Johann Sebastian Bach. [link removed]

(1 year ago)

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	Jagged_Edges

You may think these limericks are crass and throw me a comment to sass but I will agree to some degree and I’ll still show you the crack of my ass

(1 year ago)

	Mr_Vein

There was an old man from Nantucket, But the stories about his are grossly exaggerated.

(1 year ago)

TopCat57, Relaxer, jizzcola, cmp304, happyhumper69 and MrsTrellis like this

	theroyalcouple

There once was a sexy young mum. Who loved to be fucked up the bum. She lay on the grass, with three in her arse and a nose nose dripping out all their cum.

(1 year ago)

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	Jacknjenny

There once was a young man from Kent, whose dick in the middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming he went.

(1 year ago)

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	Bbaggins4321

There once was a man from Morocco who's motto was really quite macho he said to be Blunt God decreed we eat cunt why else would it look like a taco

(1 year ago)

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