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Absolute calm in an emergency. I get a killer headache when it is over though.
(11 days ago)
Wonderboy What is the secret of your power? Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man 
Tenacious D
Tenacious D
(11 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:19 PM (26 days ago)
Who wants to sit on my lap? We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!
Mon, 7-Nov-22 12:43 PM (1 year ago)
Did you hear about the man that ejaculated with no dick? He came out of nowhere!
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Mon, 12-Sep-22 1:02 AM (1 year ago)
What rolls downstairs alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
Log...I can sing you a bit of Loggins and Messina if you twist my arm...
(1 year ago)
Haven't watched Ren & Stimpy in ages lol
(1 year ago)
Never watched ut, maybe I'm missing out
(1 year ago)
🎼It's big is heavy its wood.🎵 🪵
(1 year ago)
Stiiiiimmmmpppyyyy youuuuuuuuu eeeeediotttttt. Tis one of those acquired taste things PA. I do have some of the comic books around here though
(1 year ago)
There was an old man from Nantucket, But the stories about his are grossly exaggerated.
(1 year ago)
There once was a young man from Kent, whose dick in the middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming he went.
(1 year ago)
There once was a man from Morocco who's motto was really quite macho he said to be Blunt God decreed we eat cunt why else would it look like a taco
(1 year ago)
Therrrrrrreeeee's a bad moon on the rise! 👍
(1 year ago)
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One for you. What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 29-Jul-22 3:14 PM (1 year ago)
This is not the greatest status in the world, no, this is just a tribute!
May I suggest you use the loo, and not the deck, to do your pooping?
(1 year ago)