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I did. I needed to replace the give a damn that I lost yesterday afternoon.
(245 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
^suspect #1. The guilty always proclaim their innocence right away.
(245 days ago)
I think it's Smitten giving chase. He wants his supper back!
(245 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
*cracks open the beer larder and signals SEB to hide out here*
(245 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
^^^SEB has superpowers. Invisibility is just one!
(245 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
What do you want, vodka, wine, gin? I have it all. Come on, you'll be safe here.
(245 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
No superpowers needed, he literally can't see me lol
(245 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Fool, trusting Lenny. I thought everyone knew not to trust a man with a pitchfork plying you with drinks.
(245 days ago)
Saturn started it, he said somethin mean about me!
(245 days ago)
*mumbles "sorry"* Well, I have to move on, time to start tending to dinner
(245 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sorry, Lenny. For a guy with a pitchfork, you're not so bad.
(245 days ago)
lennynatural likes this