machete69's Recent Statuses
Mon, 30-Jan-23 6:51 AM
(1 year ago)
Coffee is served, good morning fuckers and fuckaretts 😘
Wed, 25-Jan-23 9:42 PM
(1 year ago)
finally beer o clock, all this crime fighting man, its tyring, and suprisngly very few people apprechiate a grown man with underpants outside the pants
Tue, 24-Jan-23 12:16 PM
(1 year ago)
Damn, its been a while...good to see some familliar faces on status.. By faces i mean cocks and cunts obviously 😋
Mon, 8-Jun-20 12:12 PM
(3 years ago)
Coffee time.. Hope you pervs and pervetts are doing good!
Tue, 26-May-20 11:38 AM
(3 years ago)
Wed, 20-May-20 5:24 AM
(3 years ago)
Morning sexy people! What a glorious day for some ritualistic sacrifices to our dark lord C'thulhu!
Tue, 19-May-20 4:26 PM
(3 years ago)
Tue, 21-Apr-20 7:14 AM
(4 years ago)
Good moaning, coffee is served
Sun, 19-Apr-20 7:07 PM
(4 years ago)
tip of the day: put some pepper in your pillow, so when you push her face into it she sneezes...and her pussy tightens harder then the G.I Joe's kung fu grip! just..pull out on time
Sat, 18-Apr-20 10:14 PM
(4 years ago)
Bottle empty, flakes gone, freeky miget porm starting.. Good night bitchachos
Sat, 18-Apr-20 6:11 PM
(4 years ago)
Just a drive by jizz shot.. Yall gettin a facial
Fri, 17-Apr-20 8:25 PM
(4 years ago)
Fri, 17-Apr-20 7:08 AM
(4 years ago)
Coffee and nuts anyone? Morning
Thu, 16-Apr-20 4:39 PM
(4 years ago)
Need 4 college girls to do some gardening.. Cons:must be topless.. Pros:i live in an apartment, ao hardly any flowers and shit.. Apply in pms.. One at a time please.. And submit full bio
Thu, 16-Apr-20 6:19 AM
(4 years ago)
By bye bitchachas und bitchachos.. Back to fighting crime now.. The city needs me
Thu, 16-Apr-20 5:18 AM
(4 years ago)
Heeeeello from the ooother siiiide.. God damn adele makes my eyes water and my balls blue