PantherCakes's Recent Statuses
Wed, 29-Aug-18 9:44 PM
(5 years ago)
Are people still wanking on photos? If you want to do a tribute pick up a guitar!
Mon, 6-Aug-18 4:29 PM
(5 years ago)
Not to sound like Eddie Vedder or anything, but woah, I'm still alive!
Mon, 14-May-18 10:16 PM
(5 years ago)
"I'm just a vampire for your love AND I'M GONNA SUCK YA!"
Thu, 10-May-18 3:04 PM
(6 years ago)
When people say calm your tits, calm one but not the other. One must always have a dedicated party tit, otherwise you may as well call it done and over with as far as life goes.
Sat, 5-May-18 3:09 PM
(6 years ago)
I can feel summer coming. Maybe I'll join it in that later today.
Mon, 5-Feb-18 5:43 PM
(6 years ago)
Theme song for my life "Something's gone wrong again" by The Buzzcocks
Tue, 23-Jan-18 6:42 PM
(6 years ago)
This country makes it hard to fuck
Sun, 21-Jan-18 7:25 AM
(6 years ago)
Time for a bit of the old In n' out.
Sun, 7-Jan-18 4:02 PM
(6 years ago)
Wanting to tribute some hot puss. Of course since I don't ejaculate you'll have to settle for me spitting a mouthful of yogurt on your picture.
Sun, 24-Dec-17 9:41 PM
(6 years ago)
Just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling0 dang dingslefjrkfjrf *shoots self to avoid xmas music*
Sat, 23-Dec-17 5:23 PM
(6 years ago)
There is such a thing as having your stocking stuffed too hard! Oooof I am sore today!
Sat, 16-Dec-17 10:39 PM
(6 years ago)
Hubs got some new cologne and he smells like a very fuckable pine tree, lol. Just in time for Xmas, too!
Thu, 14-Dec-17 8:59 PM
(6 years ago)
Now playing in Casa De Tigre- Me! With myself! Just kidding! It's Iggy & the Stooges!
Sat, 9-Dec-17 9:22 PM
(6 years ago)
Time for the ritual sacrifice of a coniferous tree to ensure that the spring and all its attendant glory returns
Sat, 9-Dec-17 1:07 AM
(6 years ago)
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Thu, 7-Dec-17 7:23 PM
(6 years ago)
I'm not saying that liking eggnog makes you gay, fellas, but if you ever wanted to know the texture of swallowing cum...
Wed, 6-Dec-17 6:05 PM
(6 years ago)
Just popping in to say Happy Christmas to you pervs. I've graduated from Tigers and Steaks.