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Thu, 29-Feb-24 7:11 AM (59 days ago)
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Feels the need for new NN stamped pics, but it’s remarkably hard by yourself finding an angle you don’t hate where the Ns are still visible! Recruits a photographer…
Don't say those words - you'll have so many offers .... Shame your 1.2 the world away ..
(59 days ago)
1.2? Like on the mooNN?? 🌙 that would be a great pic!
(59 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
1/2 the world away - moon would be almost easier tongue
(59 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Wonders if the craters are where some giant being pressed her boobs against it for a pic
(59 days ago)
My photographic services are offered. I only left the lens cap on once 😁
(59 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Thansk for the offer, however im waahing my hair.
(59 days ago)
And washing it.
(59 days ago)
Waah waah waaaaahhhh. 🤭
(59 days ago)
Plugs your mouth and holds your head.
(59 days ago)
Thinks this would be more of a hhhhmmm photo than an NN one.
(59 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
Oh itd be a video.
(59 days ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Makes obscene gestures at the camera
(59 days ago)
Lady K!!!
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MellieK likes this
Curtseys my apologies
(59 days ago)
That was a curtsey?? Thought you were taking a leak.
(59 days ago)
Don’t be ridiculous. I’m a lady.
(59 days ago)
Gaga maybe.
(59 days ago)
lol. Rude!
(59 days ago)
Ill help you Mellie. Fukcer can just watch, yes? 😉
(59 days ago)
☝️ raises hand to watch too 😋
(59 days ago)
MellieK and hornyfukcer like this
Tried talking my wife into using a photographer…hard no. 😂😭
(59 days ago)
hounddog67 and MellieK like this
He wishes! 😉
(59 days ago)
I would be bothered about the artistic approvals process - it’s very interesting seeing the things I outright reject that others think look good. Sooo subjective 😂
(59 days ago)
hounddog67 likes this
And things like - why did you leave the seam off centre!!
(59 days ago)
i only jave eyes for your sexy body anuway 😋 haha. never looking at crooked seams 😉 xx
(59 days ago)
I bet you never notice messy bedrooms in the background either! That seriously affects my posting rate 😜
(59 days ago)
Messy bedroom??? heuh?? 🤪😂😂
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MellieK likes this
I volunteer
(59 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Do you need a painter? 🤔
(59 days ago)
MellieK likes this
How Ironic is it that, those very same Gorgeous pics that are "Remarkably Hard" to do by yourself, always seems to result in so many of us becoming "Remarkably Hard"😍
(59 days ago)
MellieK, smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
The painting does look fun!! But after the mess I made with lipstick I’m a little nervous 😂
(59 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Lipstick sucks, at least in my opinion. There's watercolors out there that are safe for your skin and wash off easily.
(59 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Well its not the worst offer ive had.
(59 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Where has the queue got to,
(58 days ago)
Well it was pretty long at one point, but…. Points to the sink hole… now it’s just you
(58 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I can offer an umbrella if you’re considering it??
(58 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
☝️Back in the queue
(58 days ago)
Woo! 📷📹
(58 days ago)