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	Markk22

Thu, 5-Aug-21 12:31 PM (2 years ago)

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Worked up a sweat, off for shower anyone fancy giving me a hand to do my back? 😜

	Markk22

Tue, 3-Aug-21 9:23 AM (2 years ago)

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Need to fulfil my urge of dating an older lady!!

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	maraff

He just needs to look out for wedding rings

(2 years ago)

	mojo75nz

I always love the cougers myself

(2 years ago)

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	lip2lip

Not like you mojo lol

(2 years ago)

	mojo75nz

Lol lip I'll leave all the Barbie's for you

(2 years ago)

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	lip2lip

Ooooh no thanks

(2 years ago)

	Markk22

Mon, 2-Aug-21 10:51 AM (2 years ago)

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Anyone fancy a chat?

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	mojo75nz

Plenty of those here

I totally agree there

(2 years ago)

	spunky4u

Life at the beach here, love the latest bikini styles. A thong with the ass cheeks hanging out

(2 years ago)

	mojo75nz

The small blue Lycra one made my eye lids lift

(2 years ago)

	spunky4u

Make me hard, then I have to try and hide it lol

(2 years ago)

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	Markk22

Dig down in the sand and hide it haha

(2 years ago)

	Markk22

Mon, 15-Oct-18 11:33 AM (5 years ago)

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Needs some fun

	softcell

Don’t we all!!

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Mon, 30-Jul-18 9:12 PM (5 years ago)

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How long do you have to go without sex to become a virgin again? Because I feel pretty close hahaha

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	softcell

I know the feeling well!!

(5 years ago)

	dewberry

glory be....................lets start a new sect?

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Was thinking the same thing

(5 years ago)

	MidnightWriter

I think its 7 years

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Oh good couple more years then lol I may even get a new found respect for life. Lol

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Fri, 27-Jul-18 10:47 PM (5 years ago)

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Favourite song to make love to? Mine is Chris Issac wicked games

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	anon_a_moose69

cum together right now over me...lol

(5 years ago)

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	MidnightWriter

NIN - Closer, George Michael - I Want Your Sex, Boys II Men - I'll Make Love To You, Halestorm - I Get Off On You

(5 years ago)

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	lovewomeninheels

I knew a guy that swore by The Last of the Mohicans Soundtrack. He said he liked the way it built up.

(5 years ago)

	GottaBeMe

You and me goin fishin in the dark....

(5 years ago)

	im_hard

The soundtrack to Fight Club

(5 years ago)

	Markk22

Thu, 26-Jul-18 6:08 PM (5 years ago)

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How do you change your profile picture? Please help?

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Under Your NN it says update or view profile...click update

(5 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

then scroll down until you see choose new profile photo

(5 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaineOLD

click on your name then update it there where it says

(5 years ago)

	EmuLater

Scroll down on the page you arrive at and click on "choose file" button, then locate file on your computer. Then scroll to bottom of page and click on "save".

(5 years ago)

	Markk22

Sorted thanks guys. Was on phone so just wasn’t pressing update

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Thu, 26-Jul-18 5:45 PM (5 years ago)

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Thunder buddy needed ASAP

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Ted is great for that

(5 years ago)

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	EmuLater

God my help you there.

(5 years ago)

	bman5946

What’s that??

(5 years ago)

	VTCali

Try "Notices" or the "Meet People" in the Forum....wait what's a Thunder Buddy?

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Thu, 26-Jul-18 2:03 PM (5 years ago)

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Time for an ice cold beer

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	waer_feles

Only vodka here. Curse this diet.

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

You don’t need no diet you are perfect as you are waer_feles

(5 years ago)

	Markk22

Thu, 26-Jul-18 9:03 AM (5 years ago)

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Good morning you naughty nudies. Hope everyone is feeling good ?

	Markk22

Wed, 25-Jul-18 9:48 AM (5 years ago)

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Where’s my future wife?

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	Markk22

Should be all comedians on here ????

(5 years ago)

	plumguy

You expected anything serious Mark??

This is status!

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

No wouldn’t be as much fun if it was serious. Love a good laugh ??

(5 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Why are all your comments a question?

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

It’s because I’m on my phone and keep doing emojis and they just come up as a question mark lol

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Wed, 25-Jul-18 9:09 AM (5 years ago)

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Anyone else feel extra horny after a heavy night on the drink?

	SexyEnglishBabe

Nope it just makes me extra sleepy

(5 years ago)

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	bman5946

Well yes. But I’m also extra horny when I’ve not been drinking, when I’ve done sport, when I haven’t done sport..aaaand so on

(5 years ago)

	bman5946

Basically I have a cock, and I am therefore in a state of perma-semi-horn

(5 years ago)

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	Markk22

Very true we are just always horny 24/7

(5 years ago)

	Markk22

Fri, 9-Mar-18 4:12 PM (6 years ago)

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Afternoon everyone

it’s friday and that means one thing....

	eagerwetbeaver2

what?

(6 years ago)

	Markk22

A drunken night so don’t be taking advantage of me ??

(6 years ago)

	smedium

Tomorrow is Saturday?

(6 years ago)

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	Markk22

Thu, 8-Mar-18 9:15 AM (6 years ago)

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Is the cock shot a good profile picture or is it to in your face ?

	Markk22

Thu, 2-Nov-17 12:17 PM (6 years ago)

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Any ladies fancy a good time this weekend?

	Markk22

Fri, 30-Sep-16 3:09 PM (7 years ago)

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Any ladies up for meeting in York this weekend?

	Markk22

Tue, 2-Aug-16 6:47 PM (7 years ago)

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Dat thong da thong thong thong

	Markk22

Tue, 2-Aug-16 10:07 AM (7 years ago)

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Man has walked on the moon, invented many great things. But one thing we will never understand is bloody women!

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	46SIZE2

Thats only because you men aren't intellegent enough to!

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

Fri, 29-Jul-16 11:03 AM (7 years ago)

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Nothing more sexier then a woman not wearing a bra under her top :*

	LikesTwo

You got that right.

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

Fri, 29-Jul-16 9:40 AM (7 years ago)

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Pass me a beer ! 🍺

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	Markk22

Fri, 29-Jul-16 6:43 AM (7 years ago)

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Me, you, hotel room this weekend

	Markk22

Thu, 28-Jul-16 9:52 AM (7 years ago)

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Could just eat some pussy right now

and I'm not on about a pussy cat either!

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	46SIZE2

Lower your expectations to licking one.

(7 years ago)

	Nick_Loves_Solea

I ain't gifted....i'm just a fool in love

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

(7 years ago)

	subbymale4u

And here I was thinking you wanted Chinese takeout.

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

Now you've mentioned it I do haha

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

Wed, 27-Jul-16 8:50 AM (7 years ago)

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Wanking in the toilet at work

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	lynskey

lol @ danger wank

(7 years ago)

	Nick_Loves_Solea

Dangerwank is the porn version of Dangermouse.....Penisfold, Silas Greendick, should I go on?

(7 years ago)

	lynskey

wait till I have found me specs and a pen...

(7 years ago)

	46SIZE2

You deserve to be sacked for tossing it off, while your supposed to be working. Work the scurge of the idle classes!

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

Sack me then

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

Wed, 27-Jul-16 6:47 AM (7 years ago)

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So horny, horny, horny

	Markk22

Tue, 26-Jul-16 8:56 PM (7 years ago)

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Needs some company in this big empty bed

	MrsFX

At least you have NN to keep you occupied

(7 years ago)

	Markk22

I'd love some female company

(7 years ago)

	MrsFX

Me too! Haha

(7 years ago)

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	Markk22

Hahaha naughty

(7 years ago)

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