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_AP_'s Recent Statuses
Wed, 19-Nov-14 12:33 AM (9 years ago)
tip
I have a friend who is going through a rough time and I am encouraging her to join NN to have some fun and take her mind off things, she is hesitant, how would you sell it to her? tongue
Or too miserable
(9 years ago)
just tell her slider is here
(9 years ago)
That, too, Me1; ) xx Love your cape, slider; ) xx
(9 years ago)
Tell her it can be the time of your life kid! smile
(9 years ago)
join, take the positives it help loads(I know) ignore the negatives (they're not worthy to be members), have fun & enjoy sharing your body with strangers its very uplifting.hope it helps x
(9 years ago)
Mon, 17-Nov-14 2:05 AM (9 years ago)
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Can you believe my last status was 174 days ago!? That's a whole lotta not perving wink
almost 18 months gone. lol so cheers to be back
(9 years ago)
no worries!
(9 years ago)
cheers!!
(9 years ago)
Ello AP - I guess life has kept you busy wink
(9 years ago)
it sure has!!!
(9 years ago)
Mon, 26-May-14 2:19 AM (9 years ago)
tip
ugh, so exhausted.....trying to decide if I have enough energy after packing the house to jump on my lover or if I should just go to bed lol
one_cunning and jester_smiles like this
lol ok deal tongue
(9 years ago)
I aim to please...............and I'm a tart grin
(9 years ago)
It's the thought that counts! [ : -Lake
(9 years ago)
Lol @ Lake....."I thought I'd give you an orgasm"...
(9 years ago)
hiya AP! grin
(9 years ago)
Sun, 16-Feb-14 12:44 AM (10 years ago)
tip
I love watching my baby rock it on stage all night, watching all of the other girls flirt with him and knowing I'm the one that gets to take him home grin
I see I've been gone so long I don't know most of status :/
(10 years ago)
any big news?
(10 years ago)
bah how am I supposed to kill time? tongue
(10 years ago)
damn you are right! I shall have to remedy that wink
(10 years ago)
AP! smile good to see you ~Lake
(10 years ago)
Wed, 11-Dec-13 1:19 AM (10 years ago)
tip
who all is naked this frigid evening
LOL, not my fault its 830 and almost 80 outside still
(10 years ago)
I'm jealous
(10 years ago)
I am boycotting getting naked
(10 years ago)
don't think you will have a problem with that Rock
(10 years ago)
Ist a nice and sunny day out side 90 here In Australia and shirt of
(10 years ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-13 1:39 AM (10 years ago)
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who all is still here that I know? Its been months and I don't recognize anyone on here!
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thanks! back to rocking the redhead look wink
(10 years ago)
funny... i haven't been here in months as well and here you are.. i think we are in sync lol
(10 years ago)
hi hon! smile
(10 years ago)
hiya ace! what a coincidence!
(10 years ago)
free!!!!! hola!!!! *mwah*
(10 years ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-13 1:33 AM (10 years ago)
tip
oh my god....I just experienced the best oral I have ever ever had by far grin I don't know what got into him but I like it!!!
That's great, congrats! grin
(10 years ago)
thanks! can't believe hes put up with me for so long tongue
(10 years ago)
Pffft!!!! Don't be silly, you kick all forms of booty! smile
(10 years ago)
haha, only on days that end in Y wink
(10 years ago)
BOOM!!!!! hehe
(10 years ago)
Wed, 27-Nov-13 11:29 PM (10 years ago)
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I havn't been on in ages! Just poking my head in to say happy thanksgiving and celebrate back to being a redhead wink
hi guys!
(10 years ago)
Hi AP, and a happy thanksgiving to you and yours also
(10 years ago)
Happy Thanksgiving to you AP smile ~ LakeFX
(10 years ago)
happy thanksgivingsmile
(10 years ago)
Hey AP! sorry i missed you...been a long time. Wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving smile
(10 years ago)
Mon, 15-Jul-13 2:34 AM (10 years ago)
tip
freeeeeedom! no kid for a week! Let the sexytime commence!!!!
we aint busy....get over here
(10 years ago)
ap, dont let that happen
(10 years ago)
OoOoooooOo I'm jealous =P Have an awesome week AP! =)
(10 years ago)
So what adventures do you have planned?
(10 years ago)
Just a week? Have a great time there AP.
(10 years ago)
Wed, 3-Jul-13 1:44 AM (10 years ago)
tip
its my love's birthday today smile woke him up with a bj and breakfast in bed wink Do I get a girlfriend of the year award? tongue
if you do that every weekend and not just on his birthday, then yes..you get the award. But just on his birthday....not so much...lol
(10 years ago)
lol if I told him he could he have unlimeted blow jobs year round I don't think I could ever leave the house tongue He gets them a few times a week usually on top of sex so he sure isn't complaining tongue
(10 years ago)
Hey Aphrodite smile)
(10 years ago)
lolz tightie I said you only have to do that on birthdays? up the sroll some one is workingon me anew contract hahaha
(10 years ago)
I would say you do,wow awesome present smile
(10 years ago)
Wed, 26-Jun-13 1:35 AM (10 years ago)
tip
our official two year anniversary from when we first fucked tongue couples massage, anal with the dp toy and cake! good day!
lol its yellow with chocolate icing lenny, super yummy
(10 years ago)
OK, that sounds great!
(10 years ago)
he wants the after anal cake...with SPRINKLES!!
(10 years ago)
and chocolate icing..lol
(10 years ago)
its byos, bring your own sprinkles, sorry! post orgasm cake is the best cake
(10 years ago)
Sun, 23-Jun-13 9:11 PM (10 years ago)
tip
feeling the need for some "Game of Thrones" roleplay tongue I love the that the princes/kings just went around and did whoever they wanted when they felt like it!
it's good, you? grin
(10 years ago)
yea i dont read alot anymore
(10 years ago)
I'm pretty good!
(10 years ago)
reading damages your eyes.........or was that something else wink
(10 years ago)
lol its worth it, I just have to make sure I have good lighting tongue
(10 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-13 10:23 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Ok everyone, Pop quiz! In your definition, what makes sex "vanilla"? Where do you draw the line at kinky?
Aussie_Couple likes this
my boy toy says its not kinky till there are more than two people in the room tongue
(10 years ago)
heh! heh! i say one person in a room is enough - depending on the kink smile
(10 years ago)
lol I suppose... hmmmmm this is when he was trying to talk me into another threesome or party tongue
(10 years ago)
I get the impression that you don't need much Persuasion tongue
(10 years ago)
lol not tooo much tongue
(10 years ago)
Thu, 13-Jun-13 2:18 AM (10 years ago)
tip
I can't decide if I should actually have dinner...or another sundae.....I guess today is officially my diet cheat day lol damn you PMS!
lol it would be my second brownie sundae.....I had one for lunch.....
(10 years ago)
Go on AP have another sundae smile
(10 years ago)
hey sexy hows you ? x
(10 years ago)
Mmmm ice cream sundaes are yummy grin
(10 years ago)
sunday grin
(10 years ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-13 9:43 PM (10 years ago)
tip
So far this has been a pretty successful day off! Napped, watched way too much Dr. Who, snuggled and walked the dog, watched more DW, played with my pussy, now time for a huge brownie sundae!
yer all talking shit....Jon Pertwee was the best doctor lmao
(10 years ago)
so I've hear bunz, but he was long b4 my time
(10 years ago)
shhhh lol
(10 years ago)
lol! I should really go back and watch the classics...I think they are on netflix! ooo! new plan! tongue Thanks Bunz!
(10 years ago)
they are appallingly bad by todays standards but so much fun smile
(10 years ago)
Fri, 7-Jun-13 6:46 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Off to shower then walk the pooches! Word to your mom! tongue
word
(10 years ago)
ok right behind you with the towel
(10 years ago)
Fri, 7-Jun-13 6:13 PM (10 years ago)
tip
woohoo! Officially 30 lbs down! I think pics will be coming soon tongue
lol our child drives us nuts too! We give him money to put gas in his truck to keep him from driving us nut. JK He is an AWESOME kid!
(10 years ago)
oh jeez, she is only 10, I can't just send her away with gas money just yet tongue Is it time for school to start back up yet? tongue
(10 years ago)
good for you and like the other are saying you look awesome
(10 years ago)
well done!!!!!
(10 years ago)
Thank you!
(10 years ago)
Sun, 2-Jun-13 1:02 AM (10 years ago)
tip
almost two years ago today my soulmate messaged me on NN and asked if I wanted to meet up...I told him no thanks...thank god he was persistent tongue two down, the rest of our lives together to go wink
Thanks so much Miss A_C! It has been a rollercoaster but worth it! Our official two year (from when we actually met) is June 25th, I can't wait to see what he has up his sleeve!
(10 years ago)
Roller coasters are fun! Glad you survived the ride smile Miss A_C
(10 years ago)
you and me both!
(10 years ago)
bahahahaha you may be right tongue
(10 years ago)
sweet, lucky you grin
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Jun-13 2:16 AM (10 years ago)
tip
eeeeeek tornado watch and my baby isn't here! This is when I really wish we had a basement!
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i wrap them in dryer sheets
(10 years ago)
just don't take the blindfold off while you're down there AP. LOL
(10 years ago)
I have beer and wine in my basement
(10 years ago)
lol Hiya DC, I was used to 'em when I lived in MO, but I havn't had one while in this house yet! And of course he is traveling for work! I am kind of nervous.....I'm not sure I will be able to sleep!
(10 years ago)
good plan DC, I would have never thought of it tongue sounds like a good basement Lenny!
(10 years ago)
Thu, 30-May-13 2:39 AM (10 years ago)
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Night all! Off to bed with the pooches, wishing my lover was back from his trip!!!
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Hi and Bi DT!
(10 years ago)
good night sexy
(10 years ago)
nite sexy one
(10 years ago)
night AP smile
(10 years ago)
laters AP
(10 years ago)
Thu, 30-May-13 1:44 AM (10 years ago)
tip
oh geez, having fb and NN up at the same time is dangerous!
*still drooling* You are still talking about pumpkin pie right?
(10 years ago)
yep you got that right AP
(10 years ago)
yeah! or better yet, the pumpkin pie blizzards from DQ with extra crust pieces!
(10 years ago)
hi ap
(10 years ago)
Hi there!
(10 years ago)
Thu, 30-May-13 12:25 AM (10 years ago)
tip
my love is traveling for work, so far today I have played with my pussy three times (to orgasm) and I am still not satisfied! I need his cock!
I love that song grin
(10 years ago)
Mind if I go put that number on the wall?
(10 years ago)
as long as you put "for a good time call" wink
(10 years ago)
I was gonna put "She rocked my world and she will rock yours too so call her"
(10 years ago)
That works too tongue
(10 years ago)
Thu, 23-May-13 11:59 PM (10 years ago)
tip
I need a massage and another cocktail!
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Well I got a cock if you got the tail
(10 years ago)
LAME INNUENDO AWARD GOES TO!...
(10 years ago)
Sorrry Johny, I evolved tongue
(10 years ago)
well I guess we are out of luck then
(10 years ago)
lo siento smile
(10 years ago)
Tue, 21-May-13 12:23 PM (10 years ago)
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Morning all!
oh wow! awesome! Even better!
(10 years ago)
Yess!!! Well, maybe 12 sleeps. I've got to let him rest after the 30+ish hours of flying
(10 years ago)
i will say evening But it is just good to say HI
(10 years ago)
haha I'm sure he will forget his exhaustion as soon as he sees you wink
(10 years ago)
Oh, I'm sure! I hope I'm ready! smile
(10 years ago)
Tue, 21-May-13 2:53 AM (10 years ago)
tip
Omg I just realized I got my gold shield, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Finally!
Off to bed, night all!
(10 years ago)
congrats wink
(10 years ago)
yeah.... just for a few more weeks then back downunder! grin grin grin I'm going to make an angel do naughty things wink
(10 years ago)
Congrats..... I think this is the second time you got it, no?
(10 years ago)
Grrrrrr damn auto correct ,,,nite nite
(10 years ago)
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