SexyAura's Recent Statuses
Sun, 17-Apr-22 9:34 PM
(2 years ago)
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
Sun, 3-Apr-22 8:02 PM
(2 years ago)
Fri, 1-Apr-22 11:10 AM
(2 years ago)
Good morning NN so I was curious as to how April Fools Day became a thing. Searched found so many diff accounts I decided it's all BS and totally planned 🤣
Fri, 1-Apr-22 3:15 AM
(2 years ago)
FINALLY got my car back, only a week later than planned. Today was a good day, wait I haven't cum yet today, dafuq is wrong with me? Today is Shit! 🤣
Thu, 31-Mar-22 3:41 AM
(2 years ago)
Supposed to snow tonight, at least 3-5"....Mother nature laughs at us with contempt 🤪
Wed, 30-Mar-22 6:39 AM
(2 years ago)
Fuck her like a slut treat her like a queen make sure she cums first and multiple times anything less is just a waste of time
Fri, 25-Mar-22 1:19 PM
(2 years ago)
Goodmorning NN, praying I get my car back today it's been almost a month.
Thu, 24-Mar-22 3:15 PM
(2 years ago)
The best part about being told you're pussy eating skills are exceptional, was all the practice it took to get there! 😜😁
Thu, 24-Mar-22 1:25 AM
(2 years ago)
Tommorow is National Orgasm Day are you coming?
Sat, 19-Mar-22 10:18 AM
(2 years ago)
The dark of the alley the breaking of day head while I’m driving I’m driving soft lips are open them knuckles are pale
Sat, 19-Mar-22 12:59 AM
(2 years ago)
When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning", I just sleep till noon cuz I'm a problem solver
Thu, 17-Mar-22 3:55 PM
(2 years ago)
As a boy I couldn't wait to get my first pube, as a man I can't wait to get rid of them. Funny how life works out
Thu, 10-Mar-22 7:55 AM
(2 years ago)
Saw this smokin hot woman spank her kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground...so I threw mine on the ground too
Wed, 9-Mar-22 3:59 AM
(2 years ago)
When a man says he'll do anything for a woman he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vaccum or wash dishes....
Tue, 8-Mar-22 10:59 PM
(2 years ago)
In retrospect that was stupid. -the working title of my memoir
Fri, 4-Mar-22 2:58 AM
(2 years ago)
I like to take long walks on the beach with my girl...until the acid wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin through a Wendy's parking lot
Thu, 3-Mar-22 6:55 PM
(2 years ago)
How could you not like Spring, always the start of something new
Tue, 1-Mar-22 3:41 AM
(2 years ago)
Question:You're on the phone with your sig other, they are at work, a customer walks in and you hear "I miss you breakup with them" then a quiet whisper...what would you do or say?
Fri, 25-Feb-22 4:38 AM
(2 years ago)
That moment when you're lost in someone, intertwined body and mind become one....no other feeling like it
Wed, 23-Feb-22 4:03 AM
(2 years ago)
Did you know if you press your temple and your taint together at the same time you can screen shot your soul?
Sun, 20-Feb-22 5:35 PM
(2 years ago)
Love how smooth everything is right after I shave.
Mon, 14-Feb-22 5:31 PM
(2 years ago)
I'm thinking it really sucks finding out your gf spent the night with someone else on the eve of valentines day
Thu, 10-Feb-22 11:06 AM
(2 years ago)
Thinkin this site and it's members are fantastic!