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Mon, 10-Apr-23 8:37 AM (1 year ago)
Being alone is difficult, being lonely crushes your soul.
ZippyMilf likes this
@danthtry that shit for 8 years. Then run your ballwasher. Strong... HAHAHA. What an assclown
(1 year ago)
Wed, 15-Feb-23 1:26 PM (1 year ago)
As if going to bed every night and waking up alone every morning wasn't enough, Valentine's Day is ready with a nut shot, reminding me that here is another year I start alone..
There can be plenty worse situations than being alone. But good luck if you’re looking for a partner.
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and LedJohnson like this
Bimarriedbottom, I'm all that's left of my immediate family, which means zero support or comfort.
(1 year ago)
Led, sorry to hear that. Maybe you actually like people so you can get out there and meet someone. Good luck.
(1 year ago)
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Sun, 25-Dec-22 11:27 AM (1 year ago)
I hope everyone has a truly wonderful Christmas. God bless. Peace.
Stuffed Xmas, Tipsy New Year and glowy flies to all!
(1 year ago)
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mrjimm likes this
dogs wet nose? Did I split an infinitive, I must write to Mrs. Trellis....
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl and LedJohnson like this
Happy Belated Birthday from me, too. MrsT, I'm going to embroider a pillow with that thought.
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 5-Dec-22 9:42 AM (1 year ago)
With my birthday being the 8th, I got a one of those multiprocess MIG machines from YesWelder for my birthday/Christmas present.
shy28boy likes this
Sweet, I prefer Kemppi, mine is a X8 with liquid cooled torch. Used with INEFIL ER70S-6 wire, 1.2 as I use it mainly for structural work.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 9:24 PM (1 year ago)
I want to start my own production company and create content.
Sun, 6-Nov-22 7:20 PM (1 year ago)
I am so damn horny, I just want to eat some pussy.
Tue, 9-Aug-22 12:23 PM (1 year ago)
Be fearless in the pursuit of what ignites your passion and sets your soul on fire. It is never too late to be what you should have been.
Sat, 11-Jun-22 5:36 AM (1 year ago)
I've always wanted to be a chitlin farmer. They may be ornery critters, but somebody's got to raise them.
happyhumper69 likes this
How about cuddles sandwiching sex?
(1 year ago)
Yes he can sweet lenny,if he puts a command between cuddle and the word then.
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and LedJohnson like this
In such matters, nothing is ever set in stone. At times sex comes first, cuddling follows. Other times cuddling is the starter & dessert and sex is the main course.
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and LedJohnson like this
And there's always the option of cuddling leading to sex. As said nothing set in stone.
(1 year ago)
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Sun, 5-Jun-22 10:24 AM (1 year ago)
When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherfuckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber.
GottaBeMe and Pete_from_Aus like this
Sat, 4-Jun-22 8:10 AM (1 year ago)
Remember: Having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory sharp and I just want to wish everyone a happy 2005, I'm sure it'll be a great year.
Fri, 3-Jun-22 9:40 PM (1 year ago)
An Opossum is a flat fury animal that likes to sleep in the middle of the road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the Opossum that it could be done.
smitten4u, MissAshlee, MrsTrellis, lennynatural, happyhumper69 and 2 others, BellaGrace and LedJohnson like this
Why be the pervert a' crossin' the road. His knob be stuck in the chicken matey!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and LedJohnson like this
Possums can consume like 2000 or so ticks everyday. They are for sure our friends. (please don't quote my dietary stats on opossums)🤔
(1 year ago)
Thanks fer ruinin' one o' me quiz questions, I be a havin' Ter think o' somethin' else now.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 15-May-22 6:55 PM (1 year ago)
Installing rear sway bar bushings and links on my truck.
It should have been easy peasy, but thankfully a bolt broke saving me from the boredom of finishing this project in a timely manner.
(1 year ago)
Not laughing, but your tone on the matter is spot on!
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and LedJohnson like this
Go a head and laugh, I did. 04 Dakota QC 4WD 5spd and I've come to expect something like that to happen
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
just to be sure ... this is not a sexual procedure, is it?
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson and MrsTrellis like this
Tue, 10-May-22 6:00 AM (1 year ago)
Be fearless in the pursuit of what ignites your passion and sets your soul on fire.
Sun, 17-Apr-22 12:04 AM (2 years ago)
It's always disappointing when I don't get to eat her pussy before we fuck.
You know you can pause for a few moments to ravish her private parts with your face, then resume the piston like pounding...
(2 years ago)
Fri, 11-Mar-22 11:20 AM (2 years ago)
It's after 5, I believe I'll make a white russian. 5:20, it's 420 somewhere
MissAshlee and shy28boy like this
Thu, 10-Mar-22 5:48 PM (2 years ago)
It seems the older you get the more difficult it is to make friends
All depends on the kind of friends you want to make
(2 years ago)
ronno1 likes this
That's because you're two days late, pal.
(2 years ago)
ronno1, Pete_from_Aus, Danthaman827, tryneting, Saturnfinger1 and 2 others, cath68 and Artistic like this