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Fri, 3-Feb-23 10:40 PM (1 year ago)
So I tried Ashley Madison. Full of fake profiles. Love to have a gal send me a message!
inuxbridge likes this
Go figure, married guys cheating. Why else would you go to Ashley Madison, fucking hysterical
(1 year ago)
prettygirl1976 and Pete_from_Aus like this
Adult Frend Findr just as bad.
(1 year ago)
prettygirl1976 and MissAshlee like this
Quick goo-gull says Ashley Madison is still running. One of the techno directors is called Ming Poon. A combination of Scottish and American slang makes that a very unfortunate name! 😂
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and smitten4u like this
You say fake I say phonier than a 3 dollar bill
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 1-Jan-22 11:29 PM (2 years ago)
Glad the Covid test was negative! Happy new year everyone!
Tue, 21-Dec-21 10:01 AM (2 years ago)
So I'm waiting on the status of our COVID test. Got exposed through wife's work. Starting to feel kinda bad. Feverish and tired AF.
Woders..Just take yer jabs, wash yer hands and put yer mask on...Happy Christmas...
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 1-Oct-21 12:25 PM (2 years ago)
Really enjoy beautifying pics in Photoshop. I'll spruce yours up for free!
Mon, 13-Sep-21 4:22 PM (2 years ago)
Jesus christ I love pantyhose. Horniest thing a girl can wear! Any other nylon lovers in here?
Mon, 13-Sep-21 2:29 AM (2 years ago)
I'm a veteran with PTSD and ED. So I got a penile implant, activated by a pump bulb located in my scrotum.
Fri, 10-Sep-21 4:12 PM (2 years ago)
50ish, always horny and have a third testicle! Ask me why!
rhinostool likes this
I was gonna ask why always horny but with the third ball it kinda makes sense?
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
third nut, third boob. Tomato tomaato.
(2 years ago)
NN's very own Scaramanga! But instead of an extra nipple, you have an extra bollock! That's pretty cool!
(2 years ago)