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Sun, 23-Apr-23 8:06 PM (1 year ago)
Guys, what are some of your “secret masturbation techniques”?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
And I’m guessing freeze the banana itself for chilled prostrate poker?
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MitchandDaisy likes this
Haha idk, vanilla people can’t come up with a microwaved banana peel that quickly haha
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MitchandDaisy likes this
Busted already?! Seems like the banana peel trick works then
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MitchandDaisy likes this
It's been a lot of years but I know a guy who use to fuck the area between the heated water mattress and the liner for the bed. Crazy fucker, lol.
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He also had a trick with an air compressor wand, a rubber inner tube, and a bit of vaseline....
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- - mine are a secret - will take them to my grave - then nobody will know - -
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I invented masturbating over 50 years ago, I’m still perfecting it. 😆🤣😂
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Prolly the most elusive banned word! Perhaps a fear it'll steal all the nuts & bananas if it's named.
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If I told you it wouldn’t be a secret now would it.
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It's a hands on job but I don't think it's a secret.
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heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Betty was a username (possibly just partial name) of a woman user casted out, so to speak.
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I stroke it to the east....And I stroke it to the west...And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best......I be strokin'
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Awwee you didn't even tell us yours 😞
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