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Matt8484's Recent Statuses
Thu, 25-Jan-24 7:46 PM (100 days ago)
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Ok so where does one start the ruler when
Dang....I've been doing it from my arsehole 😲 so I've really only got 3" 😫
(100 days ago)
PP, tall guys can easily add a few extra internet inches without raising a brow......
(99 days ago)
To give myself a sporting chance I start at the knee.
(99 days ago)
Some of these people measure from their navel I think!
(99 days ago)
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(99 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jan-24 7:40 PM (100 days ago)
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I’d be more afraid of getting caught out like that plus what kind of magic photography adds 3” but I’ve met girls happy with any size it’s who it’s attached to x
There's no magic! 🤣
(100 days ago)
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If size doesn`t matter why don`t they make 4" dildos
(99 days ago)
Good point - my little fella inflates to s good size, unfortunately it's attached to a dull bastard...... so even eager riders don't stick around long smile
(99 days ago)
Thu, 25-Jan-24 12:03 PM (100 days ago)
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What’s everyone doing for Australia Day tomorrow?? 🇦🇺
I looked it up too. Such days have two sides, don’t they? I’d so love to visit Australia! Everyone there have a good day!
(100 days ago)
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Yes, a celebration for some, a not so enjoyable occasion for others eh 🤔
(100 days ago)
Same for the Americas. Winners and losers. The way of life, big fish eat the little fish.
(100 days ago)
Workin
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Sleeping
(100 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 4:25 PM (106 days ago)
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I think it’s time I make some new friends on here..who’s down to hang out with me for a little while??😻😻
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Sun, 12-Nov-23 9:24 AM (174 days ago)
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Some of the profiles I’ve come across of late oh my goodness there 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I appreciate them all but some make me feel a little sad that I can’t touch not a little bit 🫣🫣😉🥰👿🔥💋👀
Thu, 31-Aug-23 4:42 PM (247 days ago)
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Where’s all my Australian peoples???
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3 guesses!
(247 days ago)
First clue, not in New Zealand
(247 days ago)
GottaBeMe and smitten4u like this
down under
(247 days ago)
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Uh…AUSTRALIA! Did I win? DID I WIN?? What did I win????
(247 days ago)
Maybe they're all on holiday in Austria! (wouldn't that be a hoot grin)
(247 days ago)
Sat, 15-Apr-23 12:42 PM (1 year ago)
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Let’s be friends where are you all from?? Australia here ☺️
🎼 I'm Willy The Whinging Pom, Guess where I'm from? I went downunder from the old UK but I much prefer the British way! 🎶 🎵
(1 year ago)
The middle of the USA. Hello.
(1 year ago)
Austin Texas
(1 year ago)
Next door to bimarriedbottom........
(1 year ago)
Way south of Bimarried and Tug
(1 year ago)
Sat, 15-Apr-23 10:27 AM (1 year ago)
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Or this one?
Sat, 15-Apr-23 10:26 AM (1 year ago)
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Trying to work out what profile picture people like the most? [photo missing]
Fri, 14-Apr-23 7:48 AM (1 year ago)
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What’s everyone’s plans tonight??
⬆️Not a bad place to be 😁⬆️
(1 year ago)
Friends band playing in a local pub, be rude not to pop in for a few....
(1 year ago)
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Drinks.....meal......vibrating massage.......
(1 year ago)
Got a show tonight at a cool brewery venue. Wouldn’t mind sitting with Mellie though.
(1 year ago)
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studying -.-
(1 year ago)
Thu, 13-Apr-23 7:15 AM (1 year ago)
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Hi everyone Australian here where are you from?
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The dark side of the moon, snd I'm going back there one day too....
(1 year ago)
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 😊
(1 year ago)
Wed, 12-Apr-23 8:00 AM (1 year ago)
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Just joined how are you all??
We’re all good. Welcome to NN.
(1 year ago)
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Welcome! Good people here, enjoy
(1 year ago)
Welcome aboard!
(1 year ago)
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