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Tue, 23-Nov-21 6:29 AM (2 years ago)
I just read a thing that said a pregnant woman in a bath is a human submarine....can't really argue that lol R
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If I remember correctly, the womb can expand up to 500 times it's normal size when pregnant. They'll be fine.
(2 years ago)
Did you just question the dilithium crystal Wodes?!?!....as for the torpedo door, it'll hold....for 9 months anyway....
(2 years ago)
Mon, 21-Dec-20 8:17 AM (3 years ago)
I'm getting up in a minute to have brekky. I can taste the coffee now and my stomach thinks my throats been cut. I intend to enjoy said brekky in the finest of company. A good day
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Can't see you even getting a decent appetiser from a guinea pig
(3 years ago)
Wed, 9-Dec-20 12:38 AM (3 years ago)
That feeling when you're unable to sleep and netflix has feck all of interest on all of a sudden....this may result in the consumption of alcohol!
Raven, Ireland has a lot of good things going for it, without satellite
(3 years ago)
just saw the trailer to Monster Hunter, dang does Milla not age?
(3 years ago)
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Ron Perlman is a fantastic Twitter follow.
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 7-Dec-20 10:11 PM (3 years ago)
So ive been counting the days till the arrival of my new treadmill...and then today I get told, 'slight delay, possibly next Thursday...or definitely within the next three working days after that'' :\
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Sun, 6-Dec-20 11:38 PM (3 years ago)
Is it just me or does an elephants skin always look like its a half size too big?
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Its no good Nice...the owl dream just died a hideous and ignoble death...thanks for that! Lol
(3 years ago)
Right Im off to bed to think normal fuzzy cute non_crap eating animals..night all, thanks for the giggles
(3 years ago)
Night D.... think of the fussy platapouse that is a mammal and lays eggs
(3 years ago)
its so when they puff up they look twice as big and it scares away other critters
(3 years ago)
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Maraff, I cant believe ye desecrated the thoughts of my tree like that! Ill never be able to look at it the same way again lol
(3 years ago)
well whatever did go up it wasn't the tree!
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 9-Nov-20 3:33 PM (3 years ago)
Anyone else having trouble uploading vids from youtube lately? I usually have no hassle but lately though it plays on my computer it shows up here as 'v ideo unavailable '
Yeah Emu, Ive had that before, but then it wont play on my computer either usually. Theres a Stevie Nicks song that needs playing here!
(3 years ago)
Never been able to fathom it out - despite being given instructions - so gave up trying years ago
(3 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-20 4:13 PM (3 years ago)
Working in a b&b, we had to tell an elderly British gent today that he couldnt book a room here (Ireland) as he isnt on our covid travel green list. His rely was ' oh dear. Whats covid?' Lol
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Fri, 21-Aug-20 7:06 AM (3 years ago)
Day off and im spending a shocking amount of time delighting in the fact that i have time to make breakfast
Carpe diem woman! Enough of this healthy living crap lol
(3 years ago)
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lol, i usually have cereal or eggs n bacon , but pancakes might have to be on the me n u one day soon ... thanks for the reminder ! lol
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 14-Aug-20 9:32 AM (3 years ago)
At the moment ive got a builder, an electrician and two plumbers in my house. Its like the start of a bad porno when all i want is my new kitchen
Rollersquirrel, Just_Nick, hornyfukcer, 001Bella, flitterbee and 10 others, Slutty_on_NN, mojo75nz, GottaBeMe, Bbaggins4321, MitchandDaisy, PApda, lennynatural, Artistic, Mr_Vein and Fencingbear like this
Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:38 PM (3 years ago)
On a comment on one of my pics, i clicked to see which pic it was and ended up in somewhere called bnude.....anyone explain this? My pic was there but it said i hadnt a profile.
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Bnudes is merely a *mirror* site of NN...it's like when you look in a mirror,you see yourself..it's a reflection of NN. You felt safe putting your pics here,it's the exact same site,different name.
(3 years ago)
It's too bad you chose to delete them,you had some nice pics.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 16-Jul-20 7:34 PM (3 years ago)
Ive had a brilliant day, in the best company, with a delicious lunch and a soundtrack that kept me smiling. Life be good
Wed, 15-Jul-20 5:27 AM (3 years ago)
That feeling when theres half hour left before the alarm goes off but for some reason you just can't stay asleep..
bluebayour6 and MauveEagle646 like this
Perfect half hour to spare for a play, isn't it? Though I usually want a nap after that.
(3 years ago)
That happened to me this morning as well.. i really needed that sleep too
(3 years ago)
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It's better than you still being overtired when the alarm goes off, shirley.
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 22-Jun-20 10:03 AM (3 years ago)
My kid just headed off to a friends telling me 'you must be excited! The house to yourself with the tv and you can eat what you want!'
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mine chose to sneak out and leave the doors unlocked the other night. I am suffering though all the karma I was I told I would
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 12-Apr-20 6:49 AM (4 years ago)
So, to pass the cocooning time away, ive been baking, digging a fish pond and Marie Kondo-ing the feck out of my wardrobe.whats everyone else been up to?
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Hands New R a glass of vino and an easter egg..things that make the world a better place
(4 years ago)
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baking in a fish pond ?? eat your heart out Jamie Oliver
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 20-Mar-20 7:07 AM (4 years ago)
Since all language oral and practical exams have been cancelled here due to school closures, my kid just got three A's. Small upside at least
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Wed, 26-Feb-20 7:37 AM (4 years ago)
No work, no school run, no errands, no problem.....sigh of a happy Darwinesque.
Hoo-yah immediately makes me think of The Scent of a Woman....love that film
(4 years ago)
Mon, 24-Feb-20 2:13 PM (4 years ago)
There are times when you realise that life can be damn good...today is one of those days people
Thu, 16-Jan-20 2:44 PM (4 years ago)
Ive put a silver face mask on.....according to himself, I look like the tin man from The Wizard of oz
Mon, 13-Jan-20 9:32 AM (4 years ago)
Ive just had sex with my socks on......thats a first for me!
Mon, 6-Jan-20 8:44 PM (4 years ago)
I had roast lamb for dinner in front of a blazing fire and a good film. Im a happy bunny??
Lol, better pick a day ive not just eaten my fill and am about to fall asleep then!
(4 years ago)
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I’m following this as I love churros and want to see how this pans out Xx
(4 years ago)
churros are good hey pb
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 27-Dec-19 11:23 PM (4 years ago)
Dont give six year olds kareokee machines for christmas!
Lol, wondering where the damn question marks came from lol
(4 years ago)
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Nor a fucking drum set to a 4 year old....... everywhere I go, all I hear is fucking drums......
(4 years ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 6:06 PM (5 years ago)
My fav saying 'Is minic a bhris beál duine a shrón' (its often a persons mouth, broke their nose)...any other good ones not the run of the mill?
bhris.... isn't that when they take part of your wiener?
(5 years ago)
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'Is maith an scáthán súil charad.' (a friends eye is a good mirror)
(5 years ago)
Not my Irish friends obviously because we're a nation of slagging bastards lol
(5 years ago)
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